DAMN IT ALL TO HELL
so today is the day b4 my b-day and me and my pa go and pick up my gym set, cost some big wad of money. So we get it home and take out its like 300 peices and bring it downstairs. I take off the plastic and start reading the directions. I grab the first peice and lay it down on the floor...then the 2nd peice and lay it down and notice its fucking bent all to hell and i cant bend it back. fucking broken peice and its one of the base parts of the whole machine. So now im fuckin pissed that my b-day present is bent. (would like to say happy 20th to a good friend known as BILLYUM back in the day) Then on top of that at work today was my evaluation and it went alright until the part where my manager says "now Dan, you have to stop flurting with the girls." and then gives me a ¢.16 raise after being there one year. Was about to drop the smock and say "hey buddy, keep the fucking chump change!" But im not an ass hole and I like my jobbie. But the smart ass remark about the flurting was just about enough to push me over the edge. But eh! I just dont give a fuck. (Please excuse the usage of the word FUCK and or FUCKING in this entry) Also something that pissed me off is that I have to do these fucking chapters for work, some stupid ass shit called product knowledge shit that ive got to read and do 50 questions on. I have to do 6 chapters by friday...or i dont get my gay raise of ¢.16. But eh, i dont care on that one either, its like a dollar a day more. So im gonna bust my ass like no other on thursday and get that shit done so I can give some more money to the fucking gov. But for now, im going to sit back and just do a lot of nothing until thursday. So uh, thanx to all my friends and co workers that know its my b-day {(they should know cuz its tatooed? on the back of my neck)Seriously}, thanx for noticing me. There is only one that knows that this isnt directed towards her, and she knows who she is...LIL ONE. I guess 20 is 1/4 of the way, and like John Mayer says :"quarter life crisis" HA Im gonna die at 80