Eh.
Today at work this lady that I cannot stand came in. I was on register 3 trying to get the line down...I said "Can I help whos next?" and she walks up. She, as in, the lady that I think would like to hump jesus, cuz shes always up in his ass tellin people about his bowel movements and shit...stuff I dont care anything about. Well she says, "Hello there ... Dan, How are you today...I hope better cuz the last time you seemed a little (shakes hand from side to side) upset the last time I talked to you." 'Well im alright, considering im working and I have to deal with stupid people all the time (smart ass remark that she didnt get), but other than that, im doing alright.' "Well good. Yeah you said something about how you dont beleive in God and that he hasnt helped you much lately, you still felling that way today?" 'Well not much anymore, but whats it matter anyways?' "Everything matters to me. Today I see you and you are along the way on my path to richiousness and I would like to help you see things my way." 'Well mrs....?' "Anderson" 'Well mrs. anderson, I would like to tell you that the last time you were in here didnt change me, and this time it isnt going to work either' (During this whole escapade I was ringing up her things and the total came out to be {and this is a true thing} $6.66, And I said, 'well its hot in here...and it just got a little bit hotter.' And then the computer program that we use called POS shut it self down.) she says "Well atleast your not in hell." 'but it goes to show that your path seems to be wrong with the product that you have picked out today...Your total is Six Dollars and SIXTY SIX Cents.' Her eyes got big, and she seemed like she had given herself away without knowing it. I laughed and she didnt say anything and handed me a 10 dollar bill and i gave her the change and she went about her day a little bit shocked.
Dinosaurs.
You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point.
"And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!'
But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.
And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills.
And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord."
Dinosaurs.
You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point.
"And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!'
But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.
And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills.
And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord."