Crazy fucker.
DuncanStarFox: Anywho, so I was on my way to work with Jason, right? It was his last day, see?
DuncanStarFox: Yeah, so we were like 2 hours late!
DuncanStarFox: It was this duck, this GIGANTIC FREAKING DUCK!
DuncanStarFox: Yeah, it was so big... It ate people for breakfast
DuncanStarFox: We tried to explain it to our boss, but he just wouldn't listen
DuncanStarFox: Nobody understands big ducks, and this one was freaking HUGE!
DuncanStarFox: Yeah, so that big duck and all, he made us like 2 hours late on Jason's last day of work
DuncanStarFox: So... We got out of there real quick-like, 'cos we didn't want to meet that duck again
DuncanStarFox: Man, that was a freaking huge duck...
DuncanStarFox: Tell you what, take it to KFC, and you could solve world hunger
DuncanStarFox: Yeah, that's how big of a duck it was, FREAKING HUGE! Solve-world-hunger huge
DuncanStarFox: Anywho, so after all that duck incident, we were gonna go eat some duck just to spite it...
DuncanStarFox: And the duck came after us again!
DuncanStarFox: It was horrible, that duck... It was all chasing us with it's ducky... ducky... Ducky duckness!
DuncanStarFox: So anyway, the ducky duckness of this duck was about to eat us again, so we drove away as fast as possible!
DuncanStarFox: Trouble with that was, we left the guys at work with no defense against the ducky duckness of the duck, you see?
DuncanStarFox: Yeah, we were all tingly, not very worried about them being eaten by the ducky duckness of that duck, because I hear that ducky duckness of ducks is opposed to pizza.
DuncanStarFox: Yeah, so we were like 2 hours late!
DuncanStarFox: It was this duck, this GIGANTIC FREAKING DUCK!
DuncanStarFox: Yeah, it was so big... It ate people for breakfast
DuncanStarFox: We tried to explain it to our boss, but he just wouldn't listen
DuncanStarFox: Nobody understands big ducks, and this one was freaking HUGE!
DuncanStarFox: Yeah, so that big duck and all, he made us like 2 hours late on Jason's last day of work
DuncanStarFox: So... We got out of there real quick-like, 'cos we didn't want to meet that duck again
DuncanStarFox: Man, that was a freaking huge duck...
DuncanStarFox: Tell you what, take it to KFC, and you could solve world hunger
DuncanStarFox: Yeah, that's how big of a duck it was, FREAKING HUGE! Solve-world-hunger huge
DuncanStarFox: Anywho, so after all that duck incident, we were gonna go eat some duck just to spite it...
DuncanStarFox: And the duck came after us again!
DuncanStarFox: It was horrible, that duck... It was all chasing us with it's ducky... ducky... Ducky duckness!
DuncanStarFox: So anyway, the ducky duckness of this duck was about to eat us again, so we drove away as fast as possible!
DuncanStarFox: Trouble with that was, we left the guys at work with no defense against the ducky duckness of the duck, you see?
DuncanStarFox: Yeah, we were all tingly, not very worried about them being eaten by the ducky duckness of that duck, because I hear that ducky duckness of ducks is opposed to pizza.