Про отношение к переменам - Adopt, adapt and improve

Jul 07, 2006 14:55

Монтипайтоновский скетч. Дело происходит в магазине нижнего белья, куда является грабитель банков.

Robber: Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don't panic, just hand over all your money. 
Assistant: (politely) This is a lingerie shop, sir. 
Robber: Fine, fine, fine. (slightly nonplussed) Adopt, adapt and improve. Motto of the round table. Well, um ... what have you got?
Assistant: (still politely) Er, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir.

Robber: Fine, fine, fine, fine. No large piles of money in sales?
Assistant: No, sir.
Robber: No deposit accounts?
Assistant: No sir.
Robber: No piles of cash in easy to carry bags? 
Assistant: None at all sir.
Robber: No luncheon vouchers?
Assistant: No, sir.
Robber: Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.

Мне очень понравилось :). Взято у
Prinny, у нее еще и в контексте взаимоотношения заказчика и исполнителя: http://prinny.livejournal.com/259183.html#cutid1

fun, работа

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