Virgin No More, the Virgin Remover.
Has anyone ever noticed how I never update my journal unless I have some bizarre life-changing experience? Well... here's another one:
I am no longer a virgin.
Details can be handed over in person.
However, I want everyone who told me that my first sexual experience would never measure up to the fantasy, that there would be no rose-petals, no champagne, or men in elvish garb... to know that you are SO WRONG. SO, SO WRONG. I got EXACTLY what I wanted and it was fucking awesome.
Long. Live. The. Fae.
And now we return to our regularly scheduled program.
I am no longer a virgin.
Details can be handed over in person.
However, I want everyone who told me that my first sexual experience would never measure up to the fantasy, that there would be no rose-petals, no champagne, or men in elvish garb... to know that you are SO WRONG. SO, SO WRONG. I got EXACTLY what I wanted and it was fucking awesome.
Long. Live. The. Fae.
And now we return to our regularly scheduled program.