I may not seem like the reading type.....
You know i'm into a book when I sit in my pj's, hanging out the window with a cigarette, and reading a book.
"My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands" by Chelsea Handler
the title explains it all... Chelsea is a comedian and wrote a book about her one night stands and relatioships.
--His name was buck. it was easy to remember because it rhymed with what we were going to do later.
--We were going at it for about an hour,drinking,smoking,kissing. slobbering might be a better description.
--If i had been interested in anythingmore than penetration, the Pinto would have sent me reeling back to reality.
--I left soon after the sex because the bed was uncomfortable and i prefer to do my walks of shame in the evening, when its not so bright.
--You know youve slept around alot when you walk into your bank and someone youve had sex with on a life size poster for "Small Business Loans."
Seriously this book is great. So funny. I recomend everyone to read it.
"Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds." Jennifer Weiner, author of Good in Bed
i also want to read Chelsea's other book, You There Vodka? It's Me Chelsea.