When you see my face i hope it gives you HELL!
so me emerald and danielle have the most amazing drunk drive around heart to hearts in the world.. im obsessed with them.. i mean our sober drives around town have to be the funniest shit ever but drunk just makes them better...
lets me real here.. we really just need a 24/7 camera man so ppl can how our lives really are.. wow... we like to get drunk on random nights and just chill with a camera cigs on the roof outside my window and some music.. can life get any better... oh yea and my mom knows what were doing... shes amazing and is just like what the fuck ever.. u guys have fun.. she thinks were funny...
SHOUT OUT TO KELSEY...who im not even friends with but i should be!!!
danielle told me about Germany.. and seriously tell me when and where and ill pack in like 5 minutes! ill be there!!! im s down to just go! fuck school! (fuck you grandma!!)
oh hahah by the way Nick Alvis is the funniest person to drive around with... me dani and emerald drove around for like an hour with him telling childhood/receent funny stories... we told everything from near death experiences to extremely embarassing stories.. i would know since most the mebarassing ones were about muah.. awesome right?!
well he told us a story about how his older cousin eric got ahold of the video camera when they were being babysat by their grandma... and he grabbed a flower vase and went outside and they were all watching and he just like screamed "FUCK YOU GANDMA!" AND SMASHES THE VASE ON THE SIDEWALK.. THEN HE FREAKS OUT AND LOOKS AROUND ALL SCARED THINKING SHE MIGHT HAVE HEARD HIM AND RUNS AWAY! LIKE WTF WHO DOES THAT?!
then he proceeds to tell us abouthow he almost drowned in a river... i guess his fam was like swimming in some river and there was a big rock.. this is when nick was like youunngg and the water is like rushing under this rock and like sucking him under and hes freaking out... his mom is sitting on the river bank just telling him to "float down the river"?! seriously?! like how do you float down a river when ur being sucked under a rock and drowning?!
there were stories like that all night...
like stories about sliding down icy parking lots on ur knees and almost getting run over to legitly asking a friend how to make a salad... funniest night in a while... too bad nick stole all my god damn cigarettes!!! bitch!
so but back to tonight.. me emerald and dani chilled in my room and drank a fifth and then some and started making videos and listening to music.. like random ass shit.. so funnn.... and when emerald was who knows where and dani was sitting on my bed i was outside my window smoking a cig and im walking around on the icy roof... and im on the edge and my foot slips off the side... legitly saw my life pass before my eyes.. scariest thing ever.. even tho my life is pretty interesting for me to see.. some fucked up shit is in there haha.. i thought i was going to die.. but i saved myself.. so not a big deal...
pretty much all for now.. who knows ill probably think of something else to write in like 20 minutes...
p.s.- danielle- WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER IN SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN!!! I WANNA KNOWW WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!
LOOVE!!
lets me real here.. we really just need a 24/7 camera man so ppl can how our lives really are.. wow... we like to get drunk on random nights and just chill with a camera cigs on the roof outside my window and some music.. can life get any better... oh yea and my mom knows what were doing... shes amazing and is just like what the fuck ever.. u guys have fun.. she thinks were funny...
SHOUT OUT TO KELSEY...who im not even friends with but i should be!!!
danielle told me about Germany.. and seriously tell me when and where and ill pack in like 5 minutes! ill be there!!! im s down to just go! fuck school! (fuck you grandma!!)
oh hahah by the way Nick Alvis is the funniest person to drive around with... me dani and emerald drove around for like an hour with him telling childhood/receent funny stories... we told everything from near death experiences to extremely embarassing stories.. i would know since most the mebarassing ones were about muah.. awesome right?!
well he told us a story about how his older cousin eric got ahold of the video camera when they were being babysat by their grandma... and he grabbed a flower vase and went outside and they were all watching and he just like screamed "FUCK YOU GANDMA!" AND SMASHES THE VASE ON THE SIDEWALK.. THEN HE FREAKS OUT AND LOOKS AROUND ALL SCARED THINKING SHE MIGHT HAVE HEARD HIM AND RUNS AWAY! LIKE WTF WHO DOES THAT?!
then he proceeds to tell us abouthow he almost drowned in a river... i guess his fam was like swimming in some river and there was a big rock.. this is when nick was like youunngg and the water is like rushing under this rock and like sucking him under and hes freaking out... his mom is sitting on the river bank just telling him to "float down the river"?! seriously?! like how do you float down a river when ur being sucked under a rock and drowning?!
there were stories like that all night...
like stories about sliding down icy parking lots on ur knees and almost getting run over to legitly asking a friend how to make a salad... funniest night in a while... too bad nick stole all my god damn cigarettes!!! bitch!
so but back to tonight.. me emerald and dani chilled in my room and drank a fifth and then some and started making videos and listening to music.. like random ass shit.. so funnn.... and when emerald was who knows where and dani was sitting on my bed i was outside my window smoking a cig and im walking around on the icy roof... and im on the edge and my foot slips off the side... legitly saw my life pass before my eyes.. scariest thing ever.. even tho my life is pretty interesting for me to see.. some fucked up shit is in there haha.. i thought i was going to die.. but i saved myself.. so not a big deal...
pretty much all for now.. who knows ill probably think of something else to write in like 20 minutes...
p.s.- danielle- WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER IN SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN!!! I WANNA KNOWW WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!
LOOVE!!