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Aug 01, 2005 13:28

And in the TMI department I'm sporting some NASTY bug bites on my stomach. Two rows of red stinging itchy bites that have swollen and blistered overnight. Total mystery how and when this happened. There is a theory put forth... I've noticed though that when I sit forward and kind of fold my stomache the two rows of bites line up. It's like the biter was on me when I leaned forward trapping him/her in my stomach fat. I'm not fat, but I have a smidge of belly when I bend that way... apparently enough to panic an insect anyway. "Help, help! *chomp* *turn the other way* "Ack! More squishy white walls this way! *chomp* "Let me out! *chomp* HELP!"

random, summer

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