Damn you, Rolling Stone! Damn you to hell!
You have
Rose McGowan and Rosario Dawson naked on your cover and yet your magazine has not arrived in my mailbox! You bastages!
W!T!F!
I have a subscription! Me first!
Fargain iceholes.
Seriously though, why does my subscription always come a couple of days later than the issue appears on the newsstands?