anyone know where I can find a glue factory?

[elemess]

I'm selling my dog to the glue factory.

That way, she can help pay for the new comforter I have to buy this weekend.

Comments

[galbinus_caeli]

Horses go to the glue factory. Dogs go to the korean restraunt.

[stochasticgirl]

I don't think Fizzgig has enough meat on her to make good dog filets. Better to use her bones for the glue factory.

[elemess]

That's what I figure. She's even lost a pound and a half over the last year, so it's definitely the glue factory for her.

[travellight]

Oh, please, let me help. Then we can resolve this whole making-the-bed issue in one fell swoop.

Dogs make terrible glue.

[elemess]

Maybe they'll use her for paste so the first graders can get some health benefits from eating it.