overheard at whole foods
Note to self:
Don't break up with my girlfriend (whenever I have a girlfriend) while talking to her on my cellphone at Whole Foods so everyone in the produce and seafood departments can hear about how I don't even know who you are anymore and how you can't make up your mind if you want to find yourself on your own or if you need me to be your enabler so you can find yourself through me and why is that my job anyway? I mean, goddammit, grow up already! I can't believe we're even having this discussion. I need a pound of tilapia for dinner -- yes those there look good -- and I don't have time for your bullshit.
I can't decide which is tackier: that or calling someone while on the shitter at a restaurant.
Don't break up with my girlfriend (whenever I have a girlfriend) while talking to her on my cellphone at Whole Foods so everyone in the produce and seafood departments can hear about how I don't even know who you are anymore and how you can't make up your mind if you want to find yourself on your own or if you need me to be your enabler so you can find yourself through me and why is that my job anyway? I mean, goddammit, grow up already! I can't believe we're even having this discussion. I need a pound of tilapia for dinner -- yes those there look good -- and I don't have time for your bullshit.
I can't decide which is tackier: that or calling someone while on the shitter at a restaurant.