Evil crack!plot bunny of doom

Jan 10, 2007 20:09

An IM conversation:

elementalv: 180 degree turn: so, one of the ds_harlequin prompts was for feral!Fraser.

jamethiel_bane: EEE!
jamethiel_bane: Sentinel!Fraser?
jamethiel_bane: *is very excited*

elementalv: Ever since, I've had the theme to George of the Jungle in my head, only it goes: Ben, Ben, Ben of the Tundra! Watch out for that ice!

jamethiel_bane: ...
jamethiel_bane: Thank you so much. Now I have that stuck in my head

elementalv: Good!
elementalv: Maybe that means it will get out of my head now.
elementalv: I have this mental image of Fraser skating along the permafrost using a primitive snowboard.
elementalv: With him is his lupine companion, Wolf.

jamethiel_bane: Using an inukshuk to corner....
jamethiel_bane: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
jamethiel_bane: You are pure evil

elementalv: There's a local Inuit tribe that likes to listen to curling matches on the wireless.
elementalv: They sort of keep track of Fraser, who was lost in the Territories when his father, Bob Fraser, misplaced him while chasing after a criminal.

jamethiel_bane: You are writing this, aren't you?

elementalv: BTW, I like the idea of him using an inukshuk for cornering.
elementalv: And no, I'm not.

jamethiel_bane: WHY NOT?!?

elementalv: I don't know enough about George of the Jungle, and someone else took the prompt, and fuck it all, I have too much other shit to get done.
elementalv: YOU should write it.

jamethiel_bane: NO!
jamethiel_bane: I RESIST YOUR EVIL PLOT BUNNY

elementalv: [whispers]
elementalv: do it do it do it

Alas, jamethiel_bane has resisted my wily ways, so I leave it to you, dear readers, to take in the crack!plot bunny of doom.
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