The Two Hundred and Fifty Third Day [Hushed Audio]

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"You said this would be Astro Boy!"

"So we got into the wrong theater."

"Yeah, we both got shoved into the hotel! Now what?"

"Sit back and relax and enjoy the pron."

"You're way too into this bro."

"Shhh."

"... hey isn't that the Kyonko girl? She's pretty hot huh."

"Yeah she is."

"You sound wistful."

"Well, the last person I slept with was what, Konoka?"

"Ah yes. Can't forget our Ojousama."

"She'll maim you if you use that in a public area."

"Pffh."

"You also said this would be a good bonding experience! And you also said there'd be nachos."

"Well we've got the nachos and the bonding experience states that two hot guys managed to sleep with one girl."

"And that's bonding how?"

"You're gay."

"Oh... right."

"Sorry I'm late! What'd I miss?"

"Well you just missed Kyonko and my scene. And what the hell o-chibi? You're supposed to be back in Echo right now!"

"I stepped through a door. Not that door but..."

"Never mind. We can figure out the rest. Please tell me Rika isn't here."

"Well..."

"Oh dear lord are you three naked?!"

"..."

"..."

"... they did it."

"This is official. You four are not allowed to take me ANYWHERE!"

"OW! Rika where'd you learn how to hairflip?"