On December 9th, 1990... a child was born

Dec 05, 2007 16:17

This child was the daughter of god and the spawn of satan, a miracle birth from two gay men. Her green/blue eyes and freckles disguise her as a human being instead of the monster she really is. Her mostly straight teeth are only caps glued over her razor sharp points used to devour defensless sacrificial goats, and her red hair contains those devilish horns.

On her back there remains a scar approximately 4 inches long where her wings were surgically removed. Behind that scar lies a heart of pure gold wrapped in barbed wire...

Ok. I can't possibly go on. It's gay. But yes, the only true part (besides my appearance) is that Dec 9 is my birthday. I will be dix-sept. (17). J'aime la langue de francaise.

I am excited.

birthday, god, satan

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