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Yeah, I know this fic took me at least 3 weeks to come out and it's still suck -_-'
Nothing to do but blame fanficrants for this plot demon.
Title: ???
Author: Elektra
Pairing: a bit of SetoxYami
Rating: PG-13?
Warning: Animals (no, I’m not abusing them.), bad language, OOCness, OCs? Crack.
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything but this stupid plot demon. So it’s useless, if you try to sue me because of this stupid fic.
Summary: What will Yami do when he pisses off?
Apologize: rekallthegreat for stealing Princess-Snuggle-Bun and shakstergrrl for stealing Jose.
A/N: I don’t know this should be in warning section or not. But I have to warn you anyway, my first language is not English. I tried my best for spell checking but I just couldn’t help about grammar. Yeah, concrit is welcomed but please not waste your time if you just come and tell me not to write everything in English.
Today was not Yami no Yuugi’s day.
Last night he had to lure his lover, Seto Kaiba to bed by his cute little ass. And Seto promised to go for dinner with him.
But their date was cancelled by the CEO’s stupid workers. They let Kaiba Corp. US branch mainframe got virus and couldn’t resolve this problem themselves. That was why Kaiba now on his BEWD Jet to get rid of damn virus.
Just after he woke up from his beauty sleep, he found Princess-Snuggle-Bun, Malik’s gay ferret who didn’t even know his own species chasing after his cat, Yamyam.
Not being pleased by getting ferret-tried-to-mate-kitty scene as beginning of his day, Yami shooed them out of his room and phoned Malik to get his beloved ferret back before finding it in shadow realm along with his cat.
When he got his ass on a dinning room chair, the former Pharaoh yelped. Mokuba’s crab, Jose, was on that chair and his little butt was abused!
After Jose ran away, Yami was left in peace with his pancakes.
Yes, he didn’t know where his lover went. Seto just left after he got report in annoyance. And now the phone rang, disturbed Yami’s happily eating pancakes moment.
“Hello,” Yami answered the phone in annoyance.
“Yami? I can’t go dinner with you today,” came tired voice of Seto’s.
“Why? You promised to go last night.”
“I’m in US KC headquarter right now. I cannot fly back and having dinner with you tonight, can I?”
“Why do you end up there in the first place? Bakura didn’t send you there while you were sleeping, did he?”
“No, just same, old and boring reason, those morons I hired to be staffs let damn mainframe got virus.”
“Why didn’t you wake me up so I can mind crush them?”
“If you didn’t be worn out and sleep like a rock, I would let you do that now. I have to go; those idiots continue making it worse.” The phone died.
Now our Pharaoh was pissed. Bad morning, but no one tried to dominate the world today. Bakura didn’t rob Domino bank yet. And no one but Shiro called Yugi Shrimp as well. It’s just a plain peaceful morning (but not for little Yami), like what he wanted it be in everyday.
But he needed something to loose his bad mood. Ruining Kaiba mansion wasn’t something hero would do, was it? So what to do?
Looked at his abandoned breakfast in disgust, Yami started his action; washed the dishes.
Not wanting maids and other house workers nosed in Kaiba’s and his lover’s sex life, house keepers were called once a week. Yeah, Yami made his decision; cleaning Kaiba mansion.
After scraped everything in kitchen until they’re shining. Yami moved to master bedroom.
Cleaning his sex toys was fun, and he had to make a list of which one he should throw out and buy more.
Just when he got to living room, everything was in chaos. Malik’s ferret was chasing Yamyam. Jose was dancing around; he swore that crab was dancing. And some other creatures he couldn’t tell they’re creatures or not.
Shooing gay ferret, kitty, crab off, sending plot demons, stupid monster back to shadow realm and chasing shock-pinked-Mokona off. Yami could do his task. And when he finished, the last room needed to be cleaned was Mokuba’s bedroom.
Stack of games, Kaiba Corp consoles, laptops, pile of snack, lube (?) and some other things all over the place. Yeah, cleaning all of these drained his energy. But his mood was also drained out too.
Nah, after doing all of his cleaning, our little Pharaoh could take a nap and gain energy for his lover draining it off again.
End.
Nothing to do but blame fanficrants for this plot demon.
Title: ???
Author: Elektra
Pairing: a bit of SetoxYami
Rating: PG-13?
Warning: Animals (no, I’m not abusing them.), bad language, OOCness, OCs? Crack.
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything but this stupid plot demon. So it’s useless, if you try to sue me because of this stupid fic.
Summary: What will Yami do when he pisses off?
Apologize: rekallthegreat for stealing Princess-Snuggle-Bun and shakstergrrl for stealing Jose.
A/N: I don’t know this should be in warning section or not. But I have to warn you anyway, my first language is not English. I tried my best for spell checking but I just couldn’t help about grammar. Yeah, concrit is welcomed but please not waste your time if you just come and tell me not to write everything in English.
Today was not Yami no Yuugi’s day.
Last night he had to lure his lover, Seto Kaiba to bed by his cute little ass. And Seto promised to go for dinner with him.
But their date was cancelled by the CEO’s stupid workers. They let Kaiba Corp. US branch mainframe got virus and couldn’t resolve this problem themselves. That was why Kaiba now on his BEWD Jet to get rid of damn virus.
Just after he woke up from his beauty sleep, he found Princess-Snuggle-Bun, Malik’s gay ferret who didn’t even know his own species chasing after his cat, Yamyam.
Not being pleased by getting ferret-tried-to-mate-kitty scene as beginning of his day, Yami shooed them out of his room and phoned Malik to get his beloved ferret back before finding it in shadow realm along with his cat.
When he got his ass on a dinning room chair, the former Pharaoh yelped. Mokuba’s crab, Jose, was on that chair and his little butt was abused!
After Jose ran away, Yami was left in peace with his pancakes.
Yes, he didn’t know where his lover went. Seto just left after he got report in annoyance. And now the phone rang, disturbed Yami’s happily eating pancakes moment.
“Hello,” Yami answered the phone in annoyance.
“Yami? I can’t go dinner with you today,” came tired voice of Seto’s.
“Why? You promised to go last night.”
“I’m in US KC headquarter right now. I cannot fly back and having dinner with you tonight, can I?”
“Why do you end up there in the first place? Bakura didn’t send you there while you were sleeping, did he?”
“No, just same, old and boring reason, those morons I hired to be staffs let damn mainframe got virus.”
“Why didn’t you wake me up so I can mind crush them?”
“If you didn’t be worn out and sleep like a rock, I would let you do that now. I have to go; those idiots continue making it worse.” The phone died.
Now our Pharaoh was pissed. Bad morning, but no one tried to dominate the world today. Bakura didn’t rob Domino bank yet. And no one but Shiro called Yugi Shrimp as well. It’s just a plain peaceful morning (but not for little Yami), like what he wanted it be in everyday.
But he needed something to loose his bad mood. Ruining Kaiba mansion wasn’t something hero would do, was it? So what to do?
Looked at his abandoned breakfast in disgust, Yami started his action; washed the dishes.
Not wanting maids and other house workers nosed in Kaiba’s and his lover’s sex life, house keepers were called once a week. Yeah, Yami made his decision; cleaning Kaiba mansion.
After scraped everything in kitchen until they’re shining. Yami moved to master bedroom.
Cleaning his sex toys was fun, and he had to make a list of which one he should throw out and buy more.
Just when he got to living room, everything was in chaos. Malik’s ferret was chasing Yamyam. Jose was dancing around; he swore that crab was dancing. And some other creatures he couldn’t tell they’re creatures or not.
Shooing gay ferret, kitty, crab off, sending plot demons, stupid monster back to shadow realm and chasing shock-pinked-Mokona off. Yami could do his task. And when he finished, the last room needed to be cleaned was Mokuba’s bedroom.
Stack of games, Kaiba Corp consoles, laptops, pile of snack, lube (?) and some other things all over the place. Yeah, cleaning all of these drained his energy. But his mood was also drained out too.
Nah, after doing all of his cleaning, our little Pharaoh could take a nap and gain energy for his lover draining it off again.
End.