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Dear dining hall health inspector,
If you had asked, as opposed to simply assuming that I'm too stupid to understand human speech and snapping the tongs in my face: Yes, I do understand the function of the tongs. Which is why I use them when there are multiple cookies on the plate. However, when the plate contains a grand total of two cookies, which are over a foot away from each other? Then I sincerely doubt that using my hand to take one will cause any greater spread of disease than was caused by handling the tongs themselves. Which the entire student body - the entire germy, disease-ridden student body - has also handled.
Oh, and thank you so much for looking at me as if I forcibly caused you to contract bubonic plague.
If you had asked, as opposed to simply assuming that I'm too stupid to understand human speech and snapping the tongs in my face: Yes, I do understand the function of the tongs. Which is why I use them when there are multiple cookies on the plate. However, when the plate contains a grand total of two cookies, which are over a foot away from each other? Then I sincerely doubt that using my hand to take one will cause any greater spread of disease than was caused by handling the tongs themselves. Which the entire student body - the entire germy, disease-ridden student body - has also handled.
Oh, and thank you so much for looking at me as if I forcibly caused you to contract bubonic plague.