Haha. I'm a genius.
I just realize that it might be a tad difficult to run my Microsoft Zune on a Linux machine. It's not an insurmountable problem as I can always steal my old desktop back, uninstall every unnecessary program, and use it as a back up Windows machine. It's still good, as far as I know, just slow as fuck but it'd primarily be a music repository anyway so it doesn't need to be super fast. Still, that's a bit of a pain.