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misterfallen informed me earlier today that there is apparently some kind of sequel to Hellsing coming out on DVD this Monday; in seeking information on this (none found, I'm afraid), IMDB offered up as a search result this particular gem: The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing. The lone commenter enlightened me by informing me that "this cinematic triumph comes from the same director as Gladiator Eroticus, and Playmate of the Apes". I think my brain will never be the same again... hamsterhotep is wondering just how atrocious they could possibly be, but I think my grasp of reality is tenuous enough at the best of times and investigating this further has the potential to turn me into a gibbering wreck bouncing off the walls of a padded cell in a very fetching straightjacket. As someone who has failed to find porn anything but vaguely hilarious and extremely boring, I ask: why do people make these things? Whyyyyyyy?? I think I'll stick to watching Nailin' Palin whenever that comes into being; my sanity is probably safer and it is likely to be a great deal funnier.