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♪ The Fifteenth Measure ♪

Jan 31, 2010 00:34

[Your local librarian...I mean Austria, is sitting on her bed, legs crossed, not looking very disturbed about this turn of events at all. Actually, she seems rather thoughtful.Hm...I would have expected this to occur much sooner. However, I suppose I cannot properly complain, as I have been rather fortunate ( Read more... )

fortunate meaning big-breasted, still very austrian, genderbend, event

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kurtilicious11 January 31 2010, 06:20:26 UTC

I hate you. Why are you so calm?

elegantvirtuoso January 31 2010, 06:28:54 UTC

It is a perfectly natural development. I see no reason to not be calm.

Either way, it's certainly no grounds for hating me. I was not the one who caused you to become a woman.

kurtilicious11 January 31 2010, 06:32:50 UTC

I don't care who caused this, I hate it and I hate everyone for being so calm about it when I can't do anything but freak out. And I hate...everything.

elegantvirtuoso January 31 2010, 06:40:51 UTC

Kurt. You are a young woman now. Hating it will not make it go away. You must take your changes with grace and dignity.

kurtilicious11 January 31 2010, 06:47:59 UTC

How am I supposed to be graceful when everything is...different and...rounder and weirder. And don't lecture me. You're not my dad.

elegantvirtuoso January 31 2010, 06:54:53 UTC

I never said that I was. You are taking this far too poorly. Perhaps you have matured more than previously thought.

kurtilicious11 January 31 2010, 06:57:07 UTC

What do you mean?!

elegantvirtuoso January 31 2010, 07:20:23 UTC

I mean that perhaps it is...you know. Your monthly stupidity.

kurtilicious11 January 31 2010, 07:24:15 UTC

My what?

elegantvirtuoso January 31 2010, 07:34:56 UTC

Your rose blossom, your...time. You know.

kurtilicious11 January 31 2010, 07:38:10 UTC

Are you talking about what I think you're talking about?

elegantvirtuoso January 31 2010, 07:45:34 UTC

Indeed. Do you require any assistance? I do not have any supplies myself, but any body of water is a financially reasonable option for the time being.

kurtilicious11 January 31 2010, 07:47:19 UTC

First of all, no. Just...no. And what does a body of water have to do with that!?

Yahoo Answers says don't try this at home, kids. elegantvirtuoso January 31 2010, 07:53:59 UTC

For many women, they are able to cause their their flower to stop, err, blooming, by sitting in water. It is a temporary frugal solution.

kurtilicious11 January 31 2010, 08:01:06 UTC

Your euphemisms are ridiculous. And I'm not even...blooming so just stop.

elegantvirtuoso January 31 2010, 08:03:01 UTC

Then I cannot fathom why else you would be so irrationally emotional about such a thing.

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