Quote of the week:
Graham Norton (interviewing Joan Collins): Now on your recent tour with Legends, I hear you've been working with animals?
Joan Collins: uh....well only Linda Evans
Joan: 985324897
Linda: 0
Only twoooo more days of school. Today I had my speech and my journalism final. During speech I gave a speech about who I admire most and I said Elizabeth Taylor and I think I did pretty well, I felt I was very eloquent in my response. To tell the truth, I logged onto simplyclassics.net and used a lot of what I said from an online argument when a nameless someone called Elizabeth Taylor a 'freak show.' When I was done three people told me that they always look forward to hearing my speeches which really made me feel terrif because it was from three people that I would least expect it from.
In other news I just bought Arlene Dahl's book, Always Ask A Man: The Key to Feminity. Ladies, don't fight your feminity suggests Arlene. "You may be healthy, attractive, intelligent, witty, athletic, personable, and rich, but it just isn't enough -- for that man -- if you're not feminine!" It promises to be pretty good, I've already adopted some of her techniques on skin care. Oh yes - I am that person who actually reads beauty books and adopts the suggestions. I hope to do a lot more reading this summer so if any of you have any suggestionssss.....
New photos of moi up on myspace and facebook (sadly not in a matching fur cap and coat but nonetheless still pretty smashing.)