I'm feeling SASSY tonight......
First of all, I'd like to take some time and comment on people visiting my page and not commenting. If I can take the time to write in this journal and you can take the time to read it, then for the love of Christ, show some appreciation and type a f-ing comment! AND, if another one of you fuckers write update or update loser again, I'm going to punch you in the throat.( Gian, your exempt for two reasons. A) You live in a different country B) You comment on a regular basis and 3) Your a great spooner.
Wacky Idea No.1
"The Virtual Peep Show"
Jamie and I thought of this great get-rich-quick scheme the other night. First we need to steal porn from the internet. Perferably footage made with a video camera or webcam (it has to look homemade). Then we purchase a website. Give it a kinky name. Advertise. We want the viewers to feel as if they're watching the porn live, right in their own homes. Perverted suckers will be lining up with their credit cards in their cum-filled hands to see this shit. Then we bank all of our earnings in a swiss bank account, so the gouv'ment can't touch it. Muhhahahahaha!! Foolproof.
Wacky Story No.1
"Creepy Foreign Sex Fiend"
Ok, so I'm chattin on msn, minding my own business when all of a sudden star_2270 adds me to their msn. Thinking its just some emokid or someone I met in aquaintance, I added them back. Little did I know where this was going......he ended up being this dude from supposed India and wrote very broken english. He asked me for a pic, so I sent one, not really thinking. Then he proceeded to ask for more pics. I said "why?". He said something along the lines of me being his dream girl, I didn't respond. Then like 10 minutes later, out of nowhere he says "You like sex?" That crossed the line. Close, block, delete.
George W Bush: Corrupt, Arrogant Scumbag or Incompetent, Socially-retarded Miscreant? You decide. Further Bush Beatings to come......
I Love Harry Potter.( Frodo Baggins, don't be bitter, You'll always have a piece of my heart)
"Hey Kids, wanna body message?"
A New Found Virginity. I will not dignify that with anymore of a response. If your that curious, ask Ray Lavers. It came from his mouth. And, while you're listening to him explain it, drop kick him in the face for wasting your time.
Ok, that was uber mean, Ray, I love you, kid.
For any straight-edgers reading this, get your blunt objects and head to Regal Ave. Jamie Power was marking X's on his hands and making fun of you. Yes, you. Go for the spine. It's the most damaging.
"Nice catch. Too bad yo' ass got saaaaaaaacked!"
Good Night Folks!
PS- I love you too, Power.
Wacky Idea No.1
"The Virtual Peep Show"
Jamie and I thought of this great get-rich-quick scheme the other night. First we need to steal porn from the internet. Perferably footage made with a video camera or webcam (it has to look homemade). Then we purchase a website. Give it a kinky name. Advertise. We want the viewers to feel as if they're watching the porn live, right in their own homes. Perverted suckers will be lining up with their credit cards in their cum-filled hands to see this shit. Then we bank all of our earnings in a swiss bank account, so the gouv'ment can't touch it. Muhhahahahaha!! Foolproof.
Wacky Story No.1
"Creepy Foreign Sex Fiend"
Ok, so I'm chattin on msn, minding my own business when all of a sudden star_2270 adds me to their msn. Thinking its just some emokid or someone I met in aquaintance, I added them back. Little did I know where this was going......he ended up being this dude from supposed India and wrote very broken english. He asked me for a pic, so I sent one, not really thinking. Then he proceeded to ask for more pics. I said "why?". He said something along the lines of me being his dream girl, I didn't respond. Then like 10 minutes later, out of nowhere he says "You like sex?" That crossed the line. Close, block, delete.
George W Bush: Corrupt, Arrogant Scumbag or Incompetent, Socially-retarded Miscreant? You decide. Further Bush Beatings to come......
I Love Harry Potter.( Frodo Baggins, don't be bitter, You'll always have a piece of my heart)
"Hey Kids, wanna body message?"
A New Found Virginity. I will not dignify that with anymore of a response. If your that curious, ask Ray Lavers. It came from his mouth. And, while you're listening to him explain it, drop kick him in the face for wasting your time.
Ok, that was uber mean, Ray, I love you, kid.
For any straight-edgers reading this, get your blunt objects and head to Regal Ave. Jamie Power was marking X's on his hands and making fun of you. Yes, you. Go for the spine. It's the most damaging.
"Nice catch. Too bad yo' ass got saaaaaaaacked!"
Good Night Folks!
PS- I love you too, Power.