I'm warning you men...
...this post may contain the words "uterus" and/or "special ladies time". I reccommend you stop reading this now and go scratch yourself in front some ESPN. This will only make you uncomfortable.
About one week out of every month, I become this angry, irrational, homicidal, weepy, fat,ugly,and very very hungry monster. Believe me, I don't like it any more than the rest of you. But I really do think that PMS is a sickness, and so far I haven't found the magical cure.
So I get to bitch, and I dare you to disagree.
Today felt like the longest day of my life. I, of course, babysat from 7:30 am to 12 am again. The kids were whiny, didn't have school, and wanted to play THE INCREDIBLES board game about 78972438469 times. (Seriously, Milton/Bradley, your game SUCKS. You should rethink your design team and fast)
Everyone and their mother is pissing me off. Cingular and LG are on the top of the TOP of my shit list. Long story short, my phone is now completely unusable...big shock there. But no one has any solution for me. Except to buy a new one. Too bad I'm not "eligiable" for and "upgrade" until "August". So I'll be paying out the ass for a phone that I can get for 100 dollars cheaper if only I can wait 4 months. What happened to "Raising the Bar", Cingular? Why does my bar have to lie on the dirty ground in a pile of its own crap???
I really don't like who I am tonight, but honestly...I feel better. I think it's time to get some beauty sleep. Maybe I'll be exorcised of this devil that is my UTERUS overnight.
I really do love you guys. Really.
<3 me
About one week out of every month, I become this angry, irrational, homicidal, weepy, fat,ugly,and very very hungry monster. Believe me, I don't like it any more than the rest of you. But I really do think that PMS is a sickness, and so far I haven't found the magical cure.
So I get to bitch, and I dare you to disagree.
Today felt like the longest day of my life. I, of course, babysat from 7:30 am to 12 am again. The kids were whiny, didn't have school, and wanted to play THE INCREDIBLES board game about 78972438469 times. (Seriously, Milton/Bradley, your game SUCKS. You should rethink your design team and fast)
Everyone and their mother is pissing me off. Cingular and LG are on the top of the TOP of my shit list. Long story short, my phone is now completely unusable...big shock there. But no one has any solution for me. Except to buy a new one. Too bad I'm not "eligiable" for and "upgrade" until "August". So I'll be paying out the ass for a phone that I can get for 100 dollars cheaper if only I can wait 4 months. What happened to "Raising the Bar", Cingular? Why does my bar have to lie on the dirty ground in a pile of its own crap???
I really don't like who I am tonight, but honestly...I feel better. I think it's time to get some beauty sleep. Maybe I'll be exorcised of this devil that is my UTERUS overnight.
I really do love you guys. Really.
<3 me