o18 ★ WHO KEEPS BEDS IN PANS ANYWAY?

[electrowhipit]

... So, I know there's like a million questions being flung around, what with recent events and all. I'm sorry to add one more, but...

What's a bedpan?

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[best_papa_evar]

It's a pan for people too sick to get out of bed--it's used for either relieving one's self or vomiting. You'd find them at the hospital...

...Do we still have a hospital?

[electrowhipit]

It--- oh, that's nasty. You humans and your... fluids. Gross. I'd rather take Sideswipe's job.

[best_papa_evar]

Oh... Sideswipes... but... Uh, that's definitely an impossible job, in comparison.

[electrowhipit]

I'd take impossible over gross any day.

[best_papa_evar]

Hey, look--I'll help you. I have a few hours before work. Would you be more willing with a hand from someone?

[electrowhipit]

... Seriously?

[best_papa_evar]

Seriously.

What were the exact words they told you? Be specific.

[electrowhipit]

Uh. They told me I work at the hospital now, and I have to clean 400 bedpans by Wednesday?

[best_papa_evar]

All right, then this won't be too difficult--I'll take one bedpan and you take the other. And then out back we can throw dirt on them and hose them down 200 times each.

Should only take two or three hours, maybe even less.

[electrowhipit]

You really think that would work?

[best_papa_evar]

That depends--do you think you can wash 400 individual bedpans by your deadline?

[electrowhipit]

... Proooobably not. I don't even know if there are that many rooms in the hospital.

[best_papa_evar]

Then of course it'll work! We can get to work asap, and be done by dinnertime! How's that sound?

[electrowhipit]

... Works for me.

I'm Jolt, by the way. Who're you?

[best_papa_evar]

Ah--Jolt! I'm Hughes. Aha, I actually invited you and Sideswipe to come over for dinner, once-upon-a-time! Though I think you two were busy with your own problems. You know how Mayfield is.

[electrowhipit]

It... yeah. I didn't hear anything about a dinner invitation.