Ugh... how can anyone live in such a boring way and wearing such tacky things? First I'm going to get something decent to wear so I stop looking like a complete dork, then I'm going to see if this thing runs games as well as it runs the usual waste of disk space. I wonder how long it'll take me to beat 'em, and what I should say when I call in "sick"- would "you really don't want to even know" work?
Anyone up for drinks later? It's pretty dull alone and I'll pick up the tab this time.
[OOC: Mind-altering drugged like a drugged thing after stopping by to
this and eating the food. Slacker times~]