041. Noise

Oct 24, 2009 21:00

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ace, batou, remy, dysfunctional robots in love, i am reading your mail, idle hands are the something something, information warfare and dirty tricks, just straight-up fucking with you

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electronichound October 25 2009, 23:11:48 UTC
It's like modern art.

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electroniccrane October 25 2009, 23:14:45 UTC
Tsk. No respect for privacy.

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electronichound October 25 2009, 23:19:48 UTC
I'm hurt, Major. I respect any privacy that I can't force my way into. The food's here, by the way.

[Batou's already waiting for her at the Kuma-Ko.

It's not a lunch date. Shut up.

They're just eating together, like they do most days. Eating and talking and not enjoying the other's company at all.]

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electroniccrane October 25 2009, 23:24:12 UTC
But consider the consequences.

[She's on her way up. It's a matter of seconds--when the Major has somewhere to be, she doesn't waste time.

It's just a matter of efficiency. Not eagerness to see Batou. Not in the slightest.]

For example, a superior might hold a grudge.

[That's said in person, from the entrance to the restaurant.]

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electronichound October 25 2009, 23:31:23 UTC
Consequences like...?

[The sushi bears have prepared a kneeling table for the two cyborgs, mostly because their enormous weight would crush the normal chairs into kindling.

Batou sits there, casually mixing together some soy sauce and wasabi into the correct proportions for the Major. Of course, it's not that he knows how spicy she likes it because of any affection he could possibly have, it's just more efficient if she doesn't have to waste time mixing it herself.

They are a very efficient pair.]

Then I suppose there's nothing the underling could do but offer sincere apologies.

[He tastes his own soy sauce. Mm. Since he, of course, isn't sincere he doesn't apologize.]

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electroniccrane October 25 2009, 23:38:31 UTC
If you find any underlings like that, send them my way.

[She kneels at the table in a smooth motion that belies the sheer mass of her shell, and pours his tea.

That's nothing with an affectionate ulterior motive that needs to be denied; it's just Japanese table manners.]

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electronichound October 25 2009, 23:41:19 UTC
I'm sure if you beat Ishikawa enough he might send you a nice e-card.

[And he returns the gesture, pouring her tea once she's set the teapot back down.

Sure, to an outsider they may look like they're behaving like a somewhat affectionate couple but that's just appearances. They actually are quite indifferent to the other.

Batou puts some tako on her plate, because he doesn't like it and she does.

Quite indifferent indeed.]

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electroniccrane October 25 2009, 23:53:50 UTC
With a viral payload.

[She says it with a smirk. She doesn't employ anyone but inveterate bastards. ...And Togusa.

Kusanagi inspects the spread and selects a few pieces. There's not enough caloric content there to make a difference to her energy needs, but it's a familiar bit of home, rather than the mostly Western food of the buffet.

Not that she's homesick. That's as ridiculous a contention as suggesting she has feelings for Batou beyond the responsibilities of the job.]

What was Jak getting at?

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electronichound October 25 2009, 23:59:11 UTC
[Jak clearly is insane.]

That's just Ishikawa's way of showing affection.

[Batou can only 'taste' certain foods, the ones he had before he was cyberized, and the rest of the food he 'tastes' as a chemical readout in his head. Some are more pleasant than others, of course, because they contain more trace elements than others, and Batou usually pairs eating those foods with a minor release of pleasurable neurotransmitters in his brain.

It's the closest way to 'enjoy' eating tuna sashimi with its mercury.]

As for your numbers, I didn't find anything of note in them. I even considered that the message was written in Aramaic before I decided it must be random, Major.

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electroniccrane October 26 2009, 00:18:02 UTC
[Kusanagi's culinary repertoire is even more limited than Batou's. She eats mechanically, the same way she would perform any chore. The only reason she does it all is to extend the life of her nuclear power plant. It's not their shells' optimal method of power generation, and the number of calories the cyborgs have to consume in a day to break even is immense, and even more so if they exert themselves.]

// Answer my question. //

[She chewing on octopus, which takes a while, and talking with one's mouth full is rude.]

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electronichound October 26 2009, 00:23:33 UTC
He suffered a memory loss. He's probably trying to recover the purged data.

[He sips the tea. Green tea is something that Batou can taste quite well, so he enjoys it.]

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electroniccrane October 26 2009, 00:41:15 UTC
Ah. It's an unusual experience for biologicals without cyberbrains, I expect.

[While quite normal for them. Kusanagi can taste tea, which means she drank it as a child, yet she can't remember ever doing so. Her episodic memories pre-cyberization are all but entirely absent.

She picks up her own teacup and looks at the yellow liquid within. The heat transmitted through the ceramic to her hand would be unpleasant to a natural human. Kusanagi just knows it's 80 degrees Celcius (or 176 degrees Fahrenheit, or 353 Kelvins, or 636 degrees Rankine...)

Not that she's unfamiliar with scorching heat, but that association is better left to the impassive realm of her digital consciousness. That particular set of episodic memories is one she's perfectly happy to be missing.]

You're right; it was radio noise.

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electronichound October 26 2009, 00:45:19 UTC
Mm.

[Batou makes a low rumble of agreement.

Unlike the Major, Batou has no memories whatsoever of his pre-cyberized life. He read somewhere once that he'd apparently voluntarily had them all purged, which was strange to think of at times. What was it that he'd wanted to forget so badly that he'd erased everything?

Batou holds the teacup in his heavy hand, round, blank-metal eyes staring down at the food before them.]

// People like us can stand to be rougher with our selves. //

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electroniccrane October 26 2009, 01:00:42 UTC
Ace.

[There's irritation in her voice. She usually intercepts his attempted kisses with a hand between his lips and her face, but this time the angle was against her.

She sets down her tea too sharply.]

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electronichound October 26 2009, 01:12:40 UTC
Ace.

[If he had permission, it would have been a delight to slash the teacup straight into Ace's face, faster than a biological could process the movement.

Batou didn't hate Ace, mostly because Batou didn't hate anyone--but he is annoyed by the fact that Ace sees fit to kiss the Major on the head as if she were a child.

He sips his tea.]

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