My Fucking Bio
What's up in here?
Well, to introduce myself I need to give you my name and other important shit around here. Yes, I do love to cuzz, so fucking get over it. Here are the things you might want to fucking know about me. Blah, blah,blah!
Name: James Kalvin
Sex: Duh! I'm a fucking Male
Age: Figure out the math (Born 03/05/87)
Place of Birth: Birmingham, England
Place where I live: San Diego, California
My likes: Girls, Harry Potter, hot women, sex, drinking, partying, jokes, computers, cars, motorcycles, Nicole Kidman, Julia Roberts, Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie (well, if you want to know what I like just go to my f***** userinfo)
My dislikes: Pop music, r&b music, birds, rap music, my stepfather, Emma Watson, anything that might annoy you.
My hates: Poachers, animal killers, Emma Watson, Tom Cruise, Kevin Costner, snobby/stuck up girls, anorexic people, bolemic people, Tony Blair, Saddam Hussein, Osam Bin Laden, George Bush, etc.
Occupation: Student, photographer, care taker
My hugest Crush/es: Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Scarlett Johanseen, Brody Dalle, Lindsay Lohan, the Olsen Twins
Relationship: My beautiful girlfriend, Jenny
Favourite Food: Italian, Chinese, English, Spanish, Mexican, Salvadorian
Favourite Music: Punk Rock, Classic Rock, Heavy Metal, Shock Metal, Death Metal, Commerical Metal
Favourite Bands/Singers: David Bowie, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Vines, The Strokes, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Jimmy Hendrix, Lenny Kravitz, The Distillers, Nirvana, KISS, Guns n' Roses, Cream, Heart, Billy Idol, Generation X, Sid Vicious, the Murderdolls, the Rolling Stones, the Beatles, Operation Ivy, Rancid, Queens of the Stone Age, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osborn, the Casualties, the Unseen, the Used, Siouxie and the Banshees, Cold, Coldplay, Smashing Pumpkins, etc.
Favourite Shows: Family Guy, Seinfeld, the Simpsons, Dharma and Greg, Friends, Dad's Army, Just Shoot Me!, Last Comic Standing, Angels in America, Trigun, Gundam Wing
Well, what the fuck can I add more. Well, can't think of nothing else but to leave. Bye