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Lauren's Epic Eclipse Review
Eclipse=epic. Its like the twilight and new moon movies never existed. Omg the Edward and Bella scenes were amazing, truly amazing like truly the meadow ones perfect eb perfectionnnnn not one kiss with them was awkward it was perfect!! He didnt even just kiss her on the lips everyhwere gone nah yeah gone and when she went on top of him omgggggggggg and the marry me marrys me's wereso cutee.Those meadow scenes were just so beautiful the settings in this movie was so pretty like i didn’t even notice bella’s wig every one of the cast was so fuckin pretty and everything. The leg hitch/bedroom/proposal scene best scene ever they fuckin played sia my love that so is so good and with that scene i died ghjkjhgfghjjk. Edward and Bella were like so horny mwhaha and but omg the end when she finally accepts his proposal and lifts her in his arms that was ♥ made me so happyyyy. I loved it when he got down on one knee finally my heart thudddedd i just hated one word in the proposal i think it was 'extrodainairy' that big word did just not fit. The songs from the soundtrack matched each eclipse scene perfectly, god i loved how the movie opened with chop and change its like my other fav song on the soundtrack. The battle scenes were all epic, jasper telling them what to do and what not to do was fuckin awesome he was so fuckin hot i didn’t even care about his hair and omg past jasper HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
god he was just fuckin hot. I loved the back stories poor Rosalie :( but it was awesome how they were dressed up and did there stories i hate maria though jaspers controller vamp person diaf. When Jasperkins was demonstrating a fight with Rosalie i kinda shipped them a little lol and omg the jasper and alice fight kjhghjkjh so fuckin cute all there scenes so fuckin cute best fuckin twi ship ever well they just had the best scenes ok well 2nd to eb but there the cutest couple in fuckin history.
Charlie was epic lolz during the entire movie lol. At graduation when he stood up as bella got her diploma his face and watery eyes were hilarious lol and omg epsically ‘the talk’ they had lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ‘im a virgin’ ‘im kinda liking this Edward’ don’t remember he exact quote but looool
The tent seen omg so awkward but i mean way good awkard poor Edward :( god :( so sad he couldn’t help shivering bellakins and then i was like wtf Edward u gonna let her die just let Jacob warm her up but yeah still :( bella did not have to turn her head to face Jacobs chest!!! But omg jake and edward’s heartfelt convo funny and sweet i wish they could be friends :(. Sethy was so cuteee omg the werewolves so pretty the colors seths had some like golden ♥ and i loved jacob’s too omg when bella pet jakey cutest scene everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but then when Edward walked in on that :( god bella wtf u doing to poor Edward. The jake bella kiss was epic on the mountains just like taylor said it would be but like it was like major cheating just evil bella and Edward knowing.............................................. bad bad bad bad bad. I was so happy when jake found out eb were getting married... but then like i hate how the kiss happens after that cuz it means no matter the proposal there was still a chance for jb its not over but then again coulda just been an act of like revenge on bella’s part getting mad at Edward for telling when he wasn’t meant to so jake could have a clear head when fighting but then i kinda think that backfired at the end when they returned after the battle and another vamp showed up and maybe leah did have the vamp under control but jake went in to fight it to maybe show off and get hurt to show he loves and wants to protect bella and is like better then Edward at protecting her and only cuz of that kiss proving his love for her ok thats just nothing was written just then but he needed an unclear mind. I think the first JB kiss was major flail and the punch lolll but yeah it sucked. I loved this other JB before it where his like saying this heartfelt shit i really need the qoute i like it. omg i hated like more toward start movie middle where cullens chased victoria and Emmett almost had her then wolf knocked him down that was fuckin mean yeah werewolves are evil. Taylors backside was extremely hot when he carried bella and omg the carryin bella scenes ♥ and ogm major stalkerward seriously Edward stalked bella way more then usual but it was cute lol love it when he stuffed up her car so she couldn’t see jake and popped out of nowhere in the car lol he seems to always pop up every time she tried to do something jake related lol. Jealousward was sexy but heartbreaking but angryward when he yelled at victoria was hot and funny as shit at the same time him and seth were an awesome team all the fights were just epicness. I really miss the old victoria :( and omg poor bree :( Why did the volturi have to do that carlisle and esme taking care of her would have been sweet :( maybe i will read that bree tanner book sm did. There were some things i found boring, the new borns scenes and billys voice dunno why though gone. Riley was really hot too i just thought his storyline was i dunno no comment i guess i can blame that on sm. I liked jess and mike in this movie i wish they had more scenes together weird.. all the scenes with emmett were all pwnful his qoutes were awesome when talking to bella lol i wish we got as many emmett rosalie scenes as jalice. Carlilse voice the whole movie was just the the sexiest thing ever i think he used more of an accent, when him and edward fought jssgsfsadaafa well it doesnt really matter we got loads of cullens scenes and thats all that fuckin matters and what made this movie so epicccccccccccccccccc. seriously loads of eb wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Anyway here is my epic popcorn and 3 twi cups i bough and eclipse waterbottle cuz i am an obessed twi freak but im not the only one my dear thetis to_fade_away is too she got the sameee. She saw eclipse with me and we met for the first time she’s is an awesmest, nicest, funnest person to hang with eva! i had really did love meeting u dude!!! ur giggles are cute as hell gone. also bought couple of twi mags, eclipse campinion book , Edward and bella necklace, and just an Edward necklace, hey don’t look at me like that ppls necklaces were 50% off and the book was 35% off ok. And i also bought the book ‘Shiver’ they promoted it before the movie started and i thought they were talking about twi for a min lol they made it sound really good and i know other ppl that have been reading it so i got it and it was also 30% off lucky buying day for meee.
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and uh yeah i think im done cant really remember shit right now but like i really wanna rewatch eclipse and the bedroom/my love scene again so like utube upload shit for me plz or torrents speeed.oh and day 30 of my daily meme is totally all the things i bought.