batshit insane
linked to on thesuperficial, but in case you didnt click on the tom cruise is confused my sex link, here are some of the better bits:
"Cruise then explained how he follows a bizarre life philosophy which includes working hard and enjoying domestic chores.
He said: "I cannot lie and putrify in the sun I love to work I love nature I love even mowing the lawn I am safe: I can learn everything Life is a miracle bag".
The actor also revealed he is such a wonderful father to his two adopted children - from his relationship with ex wife Nicole Kidman - he would love to be his own child."
I want a donut.
"Cruise then explained how he follows a bizarre life philosophy which includes working hard and enjoying domestic chores.
He said: "I cannot lie and putrify in the sun I love to work I love nature I love even mowing the lawn I am safe: I can learn everything Life is a miracle bag".
The actor also revealed he is such a wonderful father to his two adopted children - from his relationship with ex wife Nicole Kidman - he would love to be his own child."
I want a donut.