Rachael's Easter Story

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SO...once upon a time a long time ago there was a person named Jesus.  Jesus was sent from somewhere to do something for someone(s) and then those someone(s) strung him up and made him dead.  Then Jesus was dead for a little bit and decided the beard and long hair made him seem too much like a dirty hippie, so he decided to come back from the dead as Jesus the Easter Bunny and bring people to his side by giving candy and baskets and eggs.  The End.

PS> Easter Bunny Jesus is coming to my birthday party.