First Football Game of the Semester
SCREAMING DRUNKIES. Screaming drunk alumni demanding I drive them to "the nearest titty bar"! Inappropriate propositions! I just want to read my book! I will happily make you new keys or give you toothpaste but I don't "get wild" when there is a Terry Pratchett book to my side, thankyouverymuch.
Very Tired Mother: Come on, Flannery, let's sit down and wait for you Uncle Joe.
Hyperactive Little Girl: Simon says go upstairs!
Very Tired Mother: No, sweetie, we have to wait down here.
Hyperactive Little Girl: Simon says no waiting, let's go upstairs!
Very Tired Mother: Sweetie, it would be mean of us not to say goodbye to Uncle Joe. He'd be awful sad.
Hyperactive Little Girl: SIMON SAYS UNCLE JOE WON'T CARE.
Very Tired Mother: But--
Hyperactive Little Girl: MY WORD IS LAW!!
Okay so that last part didn't happen.
Crazy drunkies, and I has a fever that's progressively getting worse. HOWEVER, my "lunch break" involved eating an amazing bowl of Golden Grahams and watching Futurama. So this job still rules.
Very Tired Mother: Come on, Flannery, let's sit down and wait for you Uncle Joe.
Hyperactive Little Girl: Simon says go upstairs!
Very Tired Mother: No, sweetie, we have to wait down here.
Hyperactive Little Girl: Simon says no waiting, let's go upstairs!
Very Tired Mother: Sweetie, it would be mean of us not to say goodbye to Uncle Joe. He'd be awful sad.
Hyperactive Little Girl: SIMON SAYS UNCLE JOE WON'T CARE.
Very Tired Mother: But--
Hyperactive Little Girl: MY WORD IS LAW!!
Okay so that last part didn't happen.
Crazy drunkies, and I has a fever that's progressively getting worse. HOWEVER, my "lunch break" involved eating an amazing bowl of Golden Grahams and watching Futurama. So this job still rules.