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Why is everyone blaming shit on me today? I mean, it's generally friendly, joking blame, but what the hell, it's just a trend of the night.
Loud kid down the hall shrieks, presumably with delight. Man walking past me looks surprise, said, "You cause that?" I looks perplexed. "Someone's excited 'bout something," he clarifies, walking away.
Man comes in, sees we has no cookies. "I thought you were gonna save me cookies!" says to me a man I've never seen before. By now I'm wise and play along! "Well, if I knew you were coming I'd have made more cookies!" "You would've made me a cake!" I laugh though still... very confused.
Outside, later still, it is raining! Two men come in, pulling off raincoats and shaking umbrellas. "Did you do this?" one asks as he shakes his umbrella. By now, I am very concerned! Power I do not seem to realize! "I don't think I did!" I defend myself. "But if I did, I'm very sorry!" They laughs, and talk about, man, water fallin' from the sky and shit.
And then Kris called adn carried on the trend but to be honest I totally don't remember how.
Not everything is my fault! It took me years to learn this, you people don't get to undo it all in one night!
Loud kid down the hall shrieks, presumably with delight. Man walking past me looks surprise, said, "You cause that?" I looks perplexed. "Someone's excited 'bout something," he clarifies, walking away.
Man comes in, sees we has no cookies. "I thought you were gonna save me cookies!" says to me a man I've never seen before. By now I'm wise and play along! "Well, if I knew you were coming I'd have made more cookies!" "You would've made me a cake!" I laugh though still... very confused.
Outside, later still, it is raining! Two men come in, pulling off raincoats and shaking umbrellas. "Did you do this?" one asks as he shakes his umbrella. By now, I am very concerned! Power I do not seem to realize! "I don't think I did!" I defend myself. "But if I did, I'm very sorry!" They laughs, and talk about, man, water fallin' from the sky and shit.
And then Kris called adn carried on the trend but to be honest I totally don't remember how.
Not everything is my fault! It took me years to learn this, you people don't get to undo it all in one night!