Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Tuesday I gave
terpzilla a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I gave
yamikonumber7 a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I helped
runawayballista across the street (6 points). Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been nice (8 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!
Sincerely,
electric_worry