"group prodject"

[electric_kite]

I just got an e-mail enitiled "group prodject"  saying the following:

"Hey i was just thinking maybe we could do a skit where a young girl is driving and these two guys are driving behind her and then these guys cut her off and she smashes into them. So the one guy gets out and he says to the girl if you have sex with me you wont have to pay for the

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[endalaust]

omg I would have been the bitch that responded with "enough kidding around, let's be srs here"

that is srsly...THE WORST

wtf is the project for?!

[electric_kite]

I HAVE NO IDEA. hahah I have no idea who sent it to me, I replied with "I think you sent this to the wrong person" hahahaha. I really hope this is the plotline of a fanfic which will never leave the internet because idk why anyone would be using this for like.. a school project. I don't even know. hahaha.

[endalaust]

Holy crap that makes that story even BETTER.

but srsly that is the best. I mean, someone was sitting there, typing that out thinking "yeah, this is a great idea!"

[electric_kite]

I'm almost tempted to write it into a fic for myself just because it'll be hilarious hahah.

Like.... I don't even know hahaha, whoever wrote this obviously don't know what happens when you get into car accidents or like.. ahhh. idk.

It's funny because I had actually gotten into a car accident on Wednesday in the parking lot at school (my 12 year old car got another scrape, it wasn't a big deal at all) which caused me to miss class, so I assumed the e-mail was from my teacher. And when I started reading it I was like "WAIT... WHAT?" hahah.

[endalaust]

I reread it like five times, hoping it would sound better, but quite the opposite.

I'm going to guess...high school freshman/14 year old girl/TWILIGHT FAN?! :O

lmao in that context it would be a rather alarming email to open

[electric_kite]

I love how after they get into the car accident the guys don't ask her if shes okay. He just demands sex. And if they cut her off, why would she have to pay for the damage if it was their fault? ALSO the line "paid for by keep creeps away" is breaking my brain. lol.

Yeah, totally pegging this on a twilight fan. Only plausible explanation haha.

[endalaust]

Idk maybe this is one of those insurance scams? only for sex?!

[electric_kite]

Lol, I wonder if there are people out there trying to pull off this scheme...

[endalaust]

Hmmmm...