AHA~! You should learn sassiness from the internet, then. Is it weird that the first thing I thought of after reading that was Sassy Gay Friend? >___> *le sigh*
BUT I LIKE BEING BUTTHURT. It gives me the excuse to act like a major slut. Aah, happiness.
Ah, yes, Key said that they fart in their sleep. Er. Remind me to give them buttplugs for Christmas. *innocent smile*
Oh, my, god. Kindergarten. And there were tons of cool toys and pervy boys (for some reason, I attracted them *troubled frown*) AND-AND SAND. THERE WAS SAND. WE COULD MAKE CAKES. AND THEN WE COULD JUST GO TAKE A NAP. And then we'd wake up and eat yummy stuff and sometimes un-yummy stuff and go play some more. And I remember that I learned to braid hair in kindergarten. ... Weird memories are weird.
IMAGINE A HYPERACTIVE MINI-HAZE BOUNCING AROUND. No wonder I was sent to school a year early. =______=
WRITING PORN IS SOOO DIFFFIIICUUULLT. And my English sucks. Onew's. Massive. Cock. I swear. *le sigh number 2*
I have never seen an Applejacks commercial so I have no idea what's a CinnaMon. A Cinna-Monster, perhaps? DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD. Yes, be a good girl and give Rain the donut. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. SO PROUD. My Jakey's finally growing up. *o*
And trust me, I am the tastiest thing in the whole Hazelania. Forrealz, dude. And sometimes I think that I'm too weird to be real, so maybe I am a fictional character? AND PUDDING. I'VE EATEN SO MUCH PUDDING. AND ICE CREAM LATELY.
You should come here~! *looks out of the window* There's snow EVERYWHERE. So much. My mom and brother are complaining about it already, cuz they have to clean the driveway. =3
Aye, maybe you should cool off? I hate the thought of you melting me. You know, since I'm made of sugar and all.
SNOW IS YOUR COUSIN? Then, Rain is your... Uncle? I BET COUSIN SUN IS REALLY HOT, ne? You should totally introduce us.
I don't know what is true, cuz I'm too lazy to see what I wrote, but I'll just agree with you.
BUT I LIKE BEING BUTTHURT. It gives me the excuse to act like a major slut. Aah, happiness.
Ah, yes, Key said that they fart in their sleep. Er.
Remind me to give them buttplugs for Christmas. *innocent smile*
Oh, my, god. Kindergarten. And there were tons of cool toys and pervy boys (for some reason, I attracted them *troubled frown*) AND-AND SAND. THERE WAS SAND. WE COULD MAKE CAKES. AND THEN WE COULD JUST GO TAKE A NAP. And then we'd wake up and eat yummy stuff and sometimes un-yummy stuff and go play some more. And I remember that I learned to braid hair in kindergarten.
...
Weird memories are weird.
IMAGINE A HYPERACTIVE MINI-HAZE BOUNCING AROUND. No wonder I was sent to school a year early. =______=
WRITING PORN IS SOOO DIFFFIIICUUULLT. And my English sucks. Onew's. Massive. Cock. I swear. *le sigh number 2*
I have never seen an Applejacks commercial so I have no idea what's a CinnaMon. A Cinna-Monster, perhaps? DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD.
Yes, be a good girl and give Rain the donut. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. SO PROUD. My Jakey's finally growing up. *o*
And trust me, I am the tastiest thing in the whole Hazelania. Forrealz, dude. And sometimes I think that I'm too weird to be real, so maybe I am a fictional character? AND PUDDING. I'VE EATEN SO MUCH PUDDING. AND ICE CREAM LATELY.
You should come here~! *looks out of the window* There's snow EVERYWHERE. So much. My mom and brother are complaining about it already, cuz they have to clean the driveway. =3
Aye, maybe you should cool off? I hate the thought of you melting me. You know, since I'm made of sugar and all.
SNOW IS YOUR COUSIN? Then, Rain is your... Uncle? I BET COUSIN SUN IS REALLY HOT, ne? You should totally introduce us.
I don't know what is true, cuz I'm too lazy to see what I wrote, but I'll just agree with you.
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