OF COURSE YOU SHOULDN'T BE JEALOUS OF THE FACT THAT I'M STILL HERE IN MY BED WITH MY ICE CREAM. STILL.
Oh, good, COME CUDDLE WITH ME, THEN~! =3
Your mom's boyfriend's fambam? IT TOOK ME PAINFULLY LONG MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT THAT YOU MEANT FAMILY, NOT FANDOM. >___________>
You should visit. Me. Just saying. I'm the awesomest thing Europe has to offer, ya know? Then I won't have to go through the trouble of kidnapping you.
BUT BEING BUTTHURT IS FUN SO I APPROVE.
Oh yes. That totally reminds me of the time Jonghyun (?) said that they don't fart around each other and Key (?) was like OHOHO, YES WE DO and I was like @__@.
OH, YOU'RE IMMATURE? Well, I dream about going back to kindergarten, so... YAY~! =)
... *sighs* You know, I feel exactly like that about my writing. But damn. I think I have a block. A porn-block. AND YES. MACROS. YOU SHOULD. I'll give you a cookie if you obey me~! Here, boy~! FETCH.
I didn't know rain ate cats. Cuz Cinnamon is a kitty's name, you know. And both you and Rain ate Cinnamon donuts. THAT'S JUST. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS? Well, think about it. Maybe Rain dreams about being a policeman. Policemen eat donuts. Maybe he thought that by eating your donut, he'd be more policeman-y. AND DO YOU WANT TO BE A POLICEMAN? NO? Well then, you should forgive him. Because he needs your magical donut to fulfill his dream. You needed it just to fill your tummy. THINK ABOUT IT. YOU COULD JUST EAT. Um. ME.
Snow went away. Aww, you must be too hot. ... In every possible way? You see snow as your family? Your lover, YOUR CHILD? Dude. You are weird.
I HAD A LONG RESPONSE AND THEN THE INTERNET GOT SASSY
Fuck.
YAY CUDDLES. When I get a chance to visit all of Europe, you are first on my list. HOW IS BUTTHURT FUN. FunNY, mayhap. Even when I am butthurt, I think of the word butthurt and it makes me lol.
Whaaaaaaaaat, SHINee talking about farting is something I have yet to see. Hear. I have some intrigue. Mostly because in my head I can see Key, regardless of if that was who that was, bein' all like WHAAAAT DON' LIE BITCH
KINDERGARTEN WAS SO AWESOME. I miss the days when school consisted of playing inside, then going to play outside, then coming back inside for more playing and the occasional nap.
NOT PORN-BLOCKS D8 OH SHIT A COOKIE *bounds off*
Oh no. I would never eat a cat. We were eating donuts made out of CinnaMon from the Applejacks commercials. Which I guess is also kind of bad, but fictional characters are so. damn. TASTY. But I guess I never thought about it that way. I really don't want to be a policeman, and Rain has an even harder time seeing how he's a fugitive and all... I'm sorry I was angry. ARE YOU AS DELICIOUS AS FICTIONAL CHARACTERS? OR PUDDING?
It snowed again yesterday night, but it's all melted away by today. But I was working with a much wider area this time. It's difficult being hot everywhere at once.
Snow is like my cousin that I don't get to see very often, but when we do get together things are SOAWESOME. But sometimes Snow overstays its welcome, which is when cousin needs to go the fuck back home.
AHA~! You should learn sassiness from the internet, then. Is it weird that the first thing I thought of after reading that was Sassy Gay Friend? >___> *le sigh*
BUT I LIKE BEING BUTTHURT. It gives me the excuse to act like a major slut. Aah, happiness.
Ah, yes, Key said that they fart in their sleep. Er. Remind me to give them buttplugs for Christmas. *innocent smile*
Oh, my, god. Kindergarten. And there were tons of cool toys and pervy boys (for some reason, I attracted them *troubled frown*) AND-AND SAND. THERE WAS SAND. WE COULD MAKE CAKES. AND THEN WE COULD JUST GO TAKE A NAP. And then we'd wake up and eat yummy stuff and sometimes un-yummy stuff and go play some more. And I remember that I learned to braid hair in kindergarten. ... Weird memories are weird.
IMAGINE A HYPERACTIVE MINI-HAZE BOUNCING AROUND. No wonder I was sent to school a year early. =______=
WRITING PORN IS SOOO DIFFFIIICUUULLT. And my English sucks. Onew's. Massive. Cock. I swear. *le sigh number 2*
I have never seen an Applejacks commercial so I have no idea what's a CinnaMon. A Cinna-Monster, perhaps? DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD. Yes, be a good girl and give Rain the donut. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. SO PROUD. My Jakey's finally growing up. *o*
And trust me, I am the tastiest thing in the whole Hazelania. Forrealz, dude. And sometimes I think that I'm too weird to be real, so maybe I am a fictional character? AND PUDDING. I'VE EATEN SO MUCH PUDDING. AND ICE CREAM LATELY.
You should come here~! *looks out of the window* There's snow EVERYWHERE. So much. My mom and brother are complaining about it already, cuz they have to clean the driveway. =3
Aye, maybe you should cool off? I hate the thought of you melting me. You know, since I'm made of sugar and all.
SNOW IS YOUR COUSIN? Then, Rain is your... Uncle? I BET COUSIN SUN IS REALLY HOT, ne? You should totally introduce us.
I don't know what is true, cuz I'm too lazy to see what I wrote, but I'll just agree with you.
Oh, good, COME CUDDLE WITH ME, THEN~! =3
Your mom's boyfriend's fambam? IT TOOK ME PAINFULLY LONG MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT THAT YOU MEANT FAMILY, NOT FANDOM. >___________>
You should visit. Me. Just saying. I'm the awesomest thing Europe has to offer, ya know?
Then I won't have to go through the trouble of kidnapping you.
BUT BEING BUTTHURT IS FUN SO I APPROVE.
Oh yes. That totally reminds me of the time Jonghyun (?) said that they don't fart around each other and Key (?) was like OHOHO, YES WE DO and I was like @__@.
OH, YOU'RE IMMATURE? Well, I dream about going back to kindergarten, so... YAY~! =)
... *sighs* You know, I feel exactly like that about my writing. But damn. I think I have a block. A porn-block. AND YES. MACROS. YOU SHOULD. I'll give you a cookie if you obey me~! Here, boy~! FETCH.
I didn't know rain ate cats. Cuz Cinnamon is a kitty's name, you know. And both you and Rain ate Cinnamon donuts. THAT'S JUST. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?
Well, think about it. Maybe Rain dreams about being a policeman. Policemen eat donuts. Maybe he thought that by eating your donut, he'd be more policeman-y. AND DO YOU WANT TO BE A POLICEMAN? NO? Well then, you should forgive him. Because he needs your magical donut to fulfill his dream. You needed it just to fill your tummy. THINK ABOUT IT. YOU COULD JUST EAT. Um. ME.
Snow went away. Aww, you must be too hot.
... In every possible way? You see snow as your family? Your lover, YOUR CHILD?
Dude. You are weird.
>___>
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Fuck.
YAY CUDDLES. When I get a chance to visit all of Europe, you are first on my list. HOW IS BUTTHURT FUN. FunNY, mayhap. Even when I am butthurt, I think of the word butthurt and it makes me lol.
Whaaaaaaaaat, SHINee talking about farting is something I have yet to see. Hear. I have some intrigue. Mostly because in my head I can see Key, regardless of if that was who that was, bein' all like WHAAAAT DON' LIE BITCH
KINDERGARTEN WAS SO AWESOME. I miss the days when school consisted of playing inside, then going to play outside, then coming back inside for more playing and the occasional nap.
NOT PORN-BLOCKS D8 OH SHIT A COOKIE *bounds off*
Oh no. I would never eat a cat. We were eating donuts made out of CinnaMon from the Applejacks commercials. Which I guess is also kind of bad, but fictional characters are so. damn. TASTY.
But I guess I never thought about it that way. I really don't want to be a policeman, and Rain has an even harder time seeing how he's a fugitive and all... I'm sorry I was angry. ARE YOU AS DELICIOUS AS FICTIONAL CHARACTERS? OR PUDDING?
It snowed again yesterday night, but it's all melted away by today. But I was working with a much wider area this time. It's difficult being hot everywhere at once.
Snow is like my cousin that I don't get to see very often, but when we do get together things are SOAWESOME. But sometimes Snow overstays its welcome, which is when cousin needs to go the fuck back home.
Yes. This is true. :D
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BUT I LIKE BEING BUTTHURT. It gives me the excuse to act like a major slut. Aah, happiness.
Ah, yes, Key said that they fart in their sleep. Er.
Remind me to give them buttplugs for Christmas. *innocent smile*
Oh, my, god. Kindergarten. And there were tons of cool toys and pervy boys (for some reason, I attracted them *troubled frown*) AND-AND SAND. THERE WAS SAND. WE COULD MAKE CAKES. AND THEN WE COULD JUST GO TAKE A NAP. And then we'd wake up and eat yummy stuff and sometimes un-yummy stuff and go play some more. And I remember that I learned to braid hair in kindergarten.
...
Weird memories are weird.
IMAGINE A HYPERACTIVE MINI-HAZE BOUNCING AROUND. No wonder I was sent to school a year early. =______=
WRITING PORN IS SOOO DIFFFIIICUUULLT. And my English sucks. Onew's. Massive. Cock. I swear. *le sigh number 2*
I have never seen an Applejacks commercial so I have no idea what's a CinnaMon. A Cinna-Monster, perhaps? DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD.
Yes, be a good girl and give Rain the donut. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. SO PROUD. My Jakey's finally growing up. *o*
And trust me, I am the tastiest thing in the whole Hazelania. Forrealz, dude. And sometimes I think that I'm too weird to be real, so maybe I am a fictional character? AND PUDDING. I'VE EATEN SO MUCH PUDDING. AND ICE CREAM LATELY.
You should come here~! *looks out of the window* There's snow EVERYWHERE. So much. My mom and brother are complaining about it already, cuz they have to clean the driveway. =3
Aye, maybe you should cool off? I hate the thought of you melting me. You know, since I'm made of sugar and all.
SNOW IS YOUR COUSIN? Then, Rain is your... Uncle? I BET COUSIN SUN IS REALLY HOT, ne? You should totally introduce us.
I don't know what is true, cuz I'm too lazy to see what I wrote, but I'll just agree with you.
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