Comments | electric_jake: THIS IS HOW I'M NOT PRODUCTIVE

electric_jake

THIS IS HOW I'M NOT PRODUCTIVE

Nov 12, 2010 16:28

So I'm at a bookstore 45 minutes away from my college because THAT'S HOW FAR AWAY ACTUAL CIVILIZATION IS.

And even though it's Friday, I came here aiming to get some work done (late work, so kind of not actually productive, but there you go), since I know I must seize the day when I actually feel like potentially doing school work (SO RARE, THESE ( Read more... )

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hitsujiga November 12 2010, 23:21:44 UTC

don't u start 2 drink! D: seriously. i have been to..like....3 bars in japan and i didn't even drink in 2 of them. fuck peer pressure. it's most likely you will have to pay a bit if the group orders a lot of alcohol but my group was nice since i only drank coke and ate a bit. it's a shitty behavior since you are supposed to drink in a bar but what can i do? i'm just like that. i think i downed some high-percentaged shit on new years eve but i was depressed then. XD the best is to order for others and fill their glasses until they are wasted. they won't recognize you didn't drink much and you can find your way home without vomiting on the pavement. 8D

electric_jake November 13 2010, 00:27:57 UTC

No matter what, my goal is to never ever be inebriated to the point of hangover, much less vomiting. Even though that's TOTALLY ONE OF THE ATTRACTIVE POINTS OF GETTING DRUNK.

But that is one of the great things about other people being drunk: you can act like you are and they will have no idea. Because their consciousness only extends as far as DRINK SPILLED OH NO. WAIT WHY ARE MY PANTS WET. HEY LOOK A COUCH. THERE'S SOMEONE I CAN SIT ON. Or so I've gathered from my observations. :D

hitsujiga November 13 2010, 13:25:01 UTC

do your best then! XD yeah vomiting is pretty attractive...

haha yeah. or like: woah a hot chick, i will totally hump her.
next morning: ugh why do i lie in bed with a dude, WHAT HAPPEN?!
8DDDDD

hazellicious November 13 2010, 05:23:21 UTC

CUM PARTY WITH ME.

...

Why are you so innocent?

I actually like to party with people who can have fun without alcohol, cuz that's kind of more special, BUT I DO OCCASIONALLY DRINK. Luckily, I'm one of those people who can get really drunk and still think straight. More or less. >__>

I LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LITTLE TABLE BY THE WINDOW. SO ROMANTIC. =3

KOREAN IS GOOD. YOU CAN TEACH ME, TOO. And on your way to Korea, you should drop by. *wiggles eyebrows*

Sorry for the short comment, but I'm in a hurry. =S

electric_jake November 16 2010, 08:17:10 UTC

OKAY

And I ask myself that all the time. It's like I never thought of myself as innocent until I really considered what that word means and then I was all DAMN IT, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NAIVE AND INNOCENT. Because I am not naive. Naïve? Welp. AT LEAST MY MOUTH AIN'T FUCKING INNOCENT. 8D

Keeping consciousness is a good thing. :D And it is always really awesome to find people who can have fun without needing to rely on booze to let their fun side out. Because then it's like WE'RE BEING RIDICULOUS AND WE ARE COMPLETELY AWARE OF THIS, WE ARE COOL. Not that I mind if they do need booze, because it's still fun for me (and presumably for them). Idk.

OKAY. AGAIN. ALL OF THESE THINGS.

BUT WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY. A COMMENT LESS THAN 5000 WORDS. ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? DOES THIS MEAN YOU... HAVE A LIFE?!

hazellicious November 16 2010, 14:03:21 UTC

NO, OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.

GOD.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? THAT'S JUST LIKE, IMPOSSIBLE. I JUST RANDOMLY DECIDED TO APPEAR ON NATIONAL TV ON THAT WEEKEND SO I WAS WAS, uh, you know, stuck in the telly box.

I LIKE YOUR MOUTH. I find the shit that comes out of it fascinating. DID I JUST SAY THAT? OH, NOES. DO YOU ACTUALLY KISS ME WITH THAT MOUTH? BAD GIRL. SO DIRTY. SO, SO DIRTY.

Awesome people are awesome, yes. And sober awesomeness can easily turn into something special, kind of romantic, something you never want to forget... *sighs*
I AM SO SAPPY TODAY. I SHOULD GO WRITE A FEW TEARJERKERS.
Being ridiculous is a hobby of mine.
BUT WHEN YOU REALLY WANNA GLUE YOURSELF TO SOMEONE, ALCOHOL'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. BECAUSE THEN YOU CAN ALWAYS PRETEND TO BE DRUNK.

... I am such an innocent little girl. >___>

OMG, I SWEAR, REALLY, I AM NOT CHEATING ON YOU WITH A LIFE. FORREALZ. *sobs* HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT? I'm deeply hurt.

electric_jake November 17 2010, 06:58:53 UTC

I'M SO SORRY, THE LACK OF ALCOHOL IS MAKING ME SAY STUPID THINGS. I... I JUST... I KNOW YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE. LET US FINISH OFF THIS SILLY TIFF WITH A BIG MESSY CRYING BEAR HUG.

Awesome people are indeed awesome, but they're very hard to suss out around here, which is lame. YOU ARE SO SAPPY, I WISH YOUR SAPPY EXISTED WHERE I LIVE.
That is an excellent hobby to have. And this is definitely something to consider. IF ONLY I HAD SOMEONE I WANTED TO GLUE MYSELF TO. D:

Besides you, of course. HURR.

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electric_jake November 22 2010, 19:28:17 UTC

WHAT