Comments | electric_jake: THIS ISN'T THIS ENTRY IT'S YOUR MOM

electric_jake

THIS ISN'T THIS ENTRY IT'S YOUR MOM

Nov 08, 2010 13:34

I want to do a puffed-cheeks emoticon thing BUT I JUST CAN'T.

I'm excited. Know why? Because I wasn't terribly retarded in Japanese today. Also I bought an apple corer and a jump rope and a mouth guard, which means APPLE SLICES N PEANUT BUTTER and FuNtImE cArDiO and I get to spar in Taekwondo today.

That might tank my excitement a little, seeing as ( Read more... )

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hazellicious November 8 2010, 20:44:24 UTC

MY MOM IS YOUR RANTPOST. ಠ_ಠ

OYY, MIYAMIN-AH, JAKEY CALLED YOU A RANTPOST~!! 8D

*puffs her cheeks at you, because ALL COOL KIDS CAN DO THAT*

OHAYO, OJOU-SAMA~!! *bowsbowsbows* SHARE ZE PEANUT BUTTER? AND TRUST ME. SEX IS A LOT MORE FUN. AND IT BURNS CALORIES. OIC. TAEKWONDO. That's kind of awesome. Tae. Kwon. Do. Tae does Kwon? WHO IS THIS KWON? >:(

You live in Oklahoma. YOU LIVE IN OKLAHOMA. THAT IS IN AMERICA, YES? Okay, that's cool. So you'll hang out with me when I move to Ameeerrrica, yes? It's not like you have a choice.

I WANNA COME HOME WITH YOU, TOO. AND NO, THAT DOES NOT SOUND WRONG AT ALL. HEEEE.

You're pregnant, again? TWINS? O_O

hazellicious November 8 2010, 20:46:44 UTC

OH. AND I ALMOST FORGOT.

HERE'S A RANDOM MONKEY FOR YOU:

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electric_jake November 9 2010, 02:14:46 UTC

OMONA :O

electric_jake November 9 2010, 02:14:33 UTC

KWON HAS NO COMMENT ON THIS MATTER. HE SAYS HE'S NEVER HEARD OF TAE AND HAS DEFINITELY NEVER BEEN TO KOREA. BUT HE MAY HAVE BEEN LYING.

And clearly sex>>>>jump roping in the fun category but SERIOUS LACK OF HOT AND/OR INTERESTING BOYS ON MY CAMPUS. I'm thinking of lodging a complaint.

Yes, America 'tis. In. Yes. YES ON ALL FRONTS. PLEASE DO. IT'LL BE A PARTY.

Obviously one baby is from your uber bad boy pornfic Minho, and the other from Onew's flirty sexy little eyebrow quirk wink thing he did on one of their Hello goodbye stages.

I can't remember which music show it was on, but I squealed and proceeded to watch it over again a couple of times. So that one is at least partially my fault. Maybe music core? He wasn't wearing anything ridiculous, which I believe negates the last two goodbye performances (a.k.a. Halloween and the EPIC PONCHO).

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