Okay,
Here's how it goes. I've been doing a few promo's these last few days. Sorry I haven't updated like crazy but i'm quite a busy girl. I don't think I need to say more. Happy Birthday Lance. I don't know you very well, but you're cute as hell.
I learned how to play guitar. It's really hard. I'm much better at beating the drums, heh. I need some shopping time...or maybe spa time. CALL LADYS! I have a blonde AND brunette joke. No disrespect but i'm including them both just so I don't just pick on blondes. Note- I also don't care if they're not funny.
Blonde joke- Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde #1: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"
Blonde #2: "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!"
Brunette joke (kinda old) - A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the brunette lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener."
I learned how to play guitar. It's really hard. I'm much better at beating the drums, heh. I need some shopping time...or maybe spa time. CALL LADYS! I have a blonde AND brunette joke. No disrespect but i'm including them both just so I don't just pick on blondes. Note- I also don't care if they're not funny.
Blonde joke- Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde #1: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"
Blonde #2: "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!"
Brunette joke (kinda old) - A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the brunette lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener."