Notes to Self
I spent $10 looking at things that could kill me.
Mainly snakes, alligators and crocodiles.
They were in enclosures.
The park held other reptiles. I spent a lot of the time speculating if they were dead. As if they knew what I was saying, from years of being a tourist attraction, sometimes they would give me a halfhearted wink.
The gift shop had an alligator plushie officially sponsored by the late Steve Irwin. When you squeeze its belly it says, "Crikey!"
I'm voting it'd be wrong to buy it and give it to a fan.
You see this? They make horror movies about toys being possessed. The movie would be called the DANGER trilogy. The final movie would be DANGER DANGER DANGER: return of Irwin.
Mainly snakes, alligators and crocodiles.
They were in enclosures.
The park held other reptiles. I spent a lot of the time speculating if they were dead. As if they knew what I was saying, from years of being a tourist attraction, sometimes they would give me a halfhearted wink.
The gift shop had an alligator plushie officially sponsored by the late Steve Irwin. When you squeeze its belly it says, "Crikey!"
I'm voting it'd be wrong to buy it and give it to a fan.
You see this? They make horror movies about toys being possessed. The movie would be called the DANGER trilogy. The final movie would be DANGER DANGER DANGER: return of Irwin.