The Official Pets Entry, with pictures.
My Oswald!!! He's wearing a blue flowery collar with a tag that says his name, my phone number, and "REWARD" on it. I'd sell everything I own to get Oswald back. I got him in June of 2004, in an ad that read "Earth Day Kittens." He's my little Earth Day boy. (American shorthair, 3 years old on April 22, 2007.)
Bobbi, Oswald and Mercedes' firstborn daughter from their first litter. (Mercedes died in July 2006, so Oswald's a single father.) She was in an accident last year and has since chewed off all her hair on her lower half compulsively. I guess she liked that shaved feeling. She's the evil mastermind of the house. (American shorthair, 2 years old on February 9, 2007.)
Eva, Oswald and Mercedes' last born daughter from their first litter. She acts and looks the most like her mama. She escaped the house two weeks ago and just when we thought she was gone forever, she came back just fine! Mercedes would have been proud. (Calico, 2 years old on February 9, 2007.)
Wuddles, Oswald and Mercedes' second-born daughter from their first litter. She looks a lot like her mother, except she's not calico, and she has a wild mothering instinct, adopting all the babies as her own since Mercedes died. She also always has that paranoid, half-crazed look in her eye. (American longhair, 2 years old on February 9, 2007.)
Little Pal, Oswald and Mercedes' firstborn son from their second litter. He's beautiful and smart like his mama, and sweet and strong like his daddy. He is Michele's favorite little boy. (Longhair, 2 years old on June 19, 2007.)
Circe, a little girl we adopted in May 2006, who has since been taken in by all the others. She's an attention hog but doesn't like to cuddle much, and loves eating food. Loves loves loves. (Shorthair, 1 year old on March 9, 2007.)
This is Patches, Jane's kitten who we are going to kidnap soon. If you've seen the video Patches Eats Corn on YouTube, you know exactly what she's like. She also loves to cuddle, play, and purr. We love Patches so much. (Shorthair, probably born in April or May of 2007.)
This is Cheese, or Monster. He's Jane's second kitten, and we hate him. Sometimes he's cute and lays on you when he's asleep, but when he's awake he's mean, bullying, and greedy. Not in the cute way. Go away, Cheese. (Shorthair, probably born in April of 2007.)
Ricardo Too! I named him this in honor of my sweet little Pacman Ricardo, who died in January of 2005. (Ceratophrys Ornata, aka Pacman frog.)
Sea Monkeys! You can't see them, but they're there, and having babies. I love having Sea Monkeys. They're like fish, but briney-er.