before you judge...
i just couldn't help posting this. i was gonna go through and actually grammatically edit the damn thing, then i understood that such horribly erroneous language only adds to the autenthicity of its character. enjoy :)
*~The 11 Types Of Hoes~*
11. The Wannabe Hoe -- Not to be confused with The Stupid Hoe, The Stank >Hoe
or The Sorority Slut Hoe. She is often given hoe status due to her hoe-like appearance and hoe friends. She differs because she does not sleep with a plural amount of men at one time, instead she flirts with and teases
surrounding men, while secretly sweating one (often spoken-for) male who would never get with her due to her hoe status.
10. The Undercover Hoe -- This type of hoe often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly hoe'n around with at least 5 different triflin' men. Two of these mens are married, and at least one of these men are dating her best friend.
9. The Church Hoe -- Her hair and nails is always did. This hoe be in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday
thru Saturday night of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Hoe.
8. The High Class Hoe (This type of hoe is also known as "The Glamour Hoe)-
This type of hoe rocks Prada and Versace, or other sh*t they cant pronounce and only dates players, ballers, and shot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e., Source Awards). She tries to act like she's got class, but confuses regular English with ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.
7. The Ole' Hoe -- The Ole' Hoe used to be tight "in her day," and thinks she "still looks good for her age." She tries to wear all the Soul Train fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find her at any club on any given night, grindin' on the dance floor during any song, with any man, of any age.
6. The Nasty Hoe -- This hoe has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other talents. Most often, she has a 'tight body,' and can be found working in a strip club.
5. The Sneaky Hoe -- The Sneaky Hoe cannot be trusted in anyone's home or with anyone's man. Money, and other personal items "turn up missing" long after she's gone. She is always "dipped," and can never remember where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Hoe aspires to be Undercover Hoe, but has already made too many enemies by stealing.
4. The Project Hoe-- This hoe is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and
trinkets out of her drug dealing "baby daddies." She likes to fight, and you
will most often hear her before you see her.
3. The Stupid Hoe -- She is usually very cute. The Stupid Hoe keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money.
She complains about them to her friends (i.e., Sneaky Hoe and Project Hoe) but never does anything about it.
2. The Crazy Hoe -- This is a popular hoe. Although she is very smart, the
Crazy Hoe is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Hoe. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Hoe, she seeks revenge. Her area of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, makin prank calls from UNLISTED numbers, visiting the trifling man's (or other hoes) job, and
appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities.
1. The Stank Hoe (aka The Crackhead Hoe) - This is perhaps the most popular Hoe of them all. The Stank Hoe has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer, and Jenny Jones. She has deluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, and she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes. She has a permanent "unwashed" look about herself that cannot be removed with any amount of water or soap.
*~The 11 Types Of Hoes~*
11. The Wannabe Hoe -- Not to be confused with The Stupid Hoe, The Stank >Hoe
or The Sorority Slut Hoe. She is often given hoe status due to her hoe-like appearance and hoe friends. She differs because she does not sleep with a plural amount of men at one time, instead she flirts with and teases
surrounding men, while secretly sweating one (often spoken-for) male who would never get with her due to her hoe status.
10. The Undercover Hoe -- This type of hoe often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly hoe'n around with at least 5 different triflin' men. Two of these mens are married, and at least one of these men are dating her best friend.
9. The Church Hoe -- Her hair and nails is always did. This hoe be in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday
thru Saturday night of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Hoe.
8. The High Class Hoe (This type of hoe is also known as "The Glamour Hoe)-
This type of hoe rocks Prada and Versace, or other sh*t they cant pronounce and only dates players, ballers, and shot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e., Source Awards). She tries to act like she's got class, but confuses regular English with ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.
7. The Ole' Hoe -- The Ole' Hoe used to be tight "in her day," and thinks she "still looks good for her age." She tries to wear all the Soul Train fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find her at any club on any given night, grindin' on the dance floor during any song, with any man, of any age.
6. The Nasty Hoe -- This hoe has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other talents. Most often, she has a 'tight body,' and can be found working in a strip club.
5. The Sneaky Hoe -- The Sneaky Hoe cannot be trusted in anyone's home or with anyone's man. Money, and other personal items "turn up missing" long after she's gone. She is always "dipped," and can never remember where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Hoe aspires to be Undercover Hoe, but has already made too many enemies by stealing.
4. The Project Hoe-- This hoe is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and
trinkets out of her drug dealing "baby daddies." She likes to fight, and you
will most often hear her before you see her.
3. The Stupid Hoe -- She is usually very cute. The Stupid Hoe keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money.
She complains about them to her friends (i.e., Sneaky Hoe and Project Hoe) but never does anything about it.
2. The Crazy Hoe -- This is a popular hoe. Although she is very smart, the
Crazy Hoe is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Hoe. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Hoe, she seeks revenge. Her area of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, makin prank calls from UNLISTED numbers, visiting the trifling man's (or other hoes) job, and
appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities.
1. The Stank Hoe (aka The Crackhead Hoe) - This is perhaps the most popular Hoe of them all. The Stank Hoe has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer, and Jenny Jones. She has deluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, and she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes. She has a permanent "unwashed" look about herself that cannot be removed with any amount of water or soap.