and go like uh whatever this says, yeah?
Man have you seen the new "I'm a PC" Windows commercial?
It's like the Mac guy done fucked up and finally woke the sleeping giant.
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And in unrelated news I have concluded testing my hypothesis about effective negative reinforcement strategies for the typical adolescent male.
Based on my complex analysis of the adolescent male psyche, I have found that the best way to stop teenaged boys from fucking with each other (verbally and physically) is to allude that they're gay.
Whenever I have guys in my class wasting my time smacking one another, or bickering, I just look at them with a straight face and say, "Stop flirting," completely deadpan.
Everybody cracks up (usually them too), and that is the last time I ever have to deal with it. And they think I'm funny.
Believe me, it's tried and true.
...just in case you needed to know that one day.
It's like the Mac guy done fucked up and finally woke the sleeping giant.
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And in unrelated news I have concluded testing my hypothesis about effective negative reinforcement strategies for the typical adolescent male.
Based on my complex analysis of the adolescent male psyche, I have found that the best way to stop teenaged boys from fucking with each other (verbally and physically) is to allude that they're gay.
Whenever I have guys in my class wasting my time smacking one another, or bickering, I just look at them with a straight face and say, "Stop flirting," completely deadpan.
Everybody cracks up (usually them too), and that is the last time I ever have to deal with it. And they think I'm funny.
Believe me, it's tried and true.
...just in case you needed to know that one day.