Was written for the Naruto_Meme SCREAM! theme of October on naruto_meme. So it was originally anonymous but now I've uploaded it to my FFN collection.
The prompt:
Konan: No Florence Nightingale
The Akatsuki have never had a healer on hand so the role automatically falls to the only woman in the group. Contrary to cliche, Konan has no healing skills whatsoever and resorts to unorthodox/primitive/painful means to go about patching up her comrades.
Screams from Hidan or Deidara would be best, what with their tendency for losing limbs and all. :D
Profanity and Sexism by Eldr-Fire on FFNWords: 754
Rating: T for strong language
Genre: Dark Humor/Revenge
Also, would any of you guys be interested if I did a collection specifically for KakaMei?