[text: to all of a reasonable age]

[daughterof_evil]

Happy V-Day, everyone!

Go get out & get laid 2nite!!!

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

Sounds like someone's got interesting expectations about Valentine's Day.

[daughterof_evil]

Sounds like someone's got low expectations about Valentine's Day.

[batmanschmatman]

More like I've got a girlfriend back home and I'm not really into hooking up with people for no reason other than it's Valentine's Day.

[daughterof_evil]

The guy I care about is stuck here with me. If I hooked up with him, my list of reasons wouldn't start with it being Valentine's Day.

Wow, you really are Bruce's future-son.

[batmanschmatman]

Good to know you've got your priorities right.

What makes you say that?

[daughterof_evil]

He criticizes me in a similar fashion.

[batmanschmatman]

... I'm not sure if this is really distressing or really flattering.

[daughterof_evil]

Who says it can't be a little bit of both?

[batmanschmatman]

I suppose. There are definitely worse people to be compared to.

[daughterof_evil]

He's a good guy. A little boring, but that's his cross to bear.

[batmanschmatman]

Aw, he's not so bad.

[daughterof_evil]

You're obligated to say that.

[batmanschmatman]

No one said you have to like your parents.

[daughterof_evil]

You do when you have Bruce for an old man.

...What's he like as an old man, anyway?

[batmanschmatman]

Not all that different from how he is right now.

[daughterof_evil]

Is it wrong to be relieved that he actually lives to be an old man?