002 [text: all] trials and tribble-ations

[doesnttrusttech]

[Bones is still trying to work out how to use this incredibly primitive piece of technology he's been informed is called a cell phone. But in his combined surprise and exasperation upon finding the cooing ball of fluff in his room, he somehow - after a fair amount of swearing - manages to mass text all the fine residents of this wonderful floating city run by gods.]

Who the hell put a tribble in my room?