The Great All-American Pre-Dental Appointment Meme
Basically killing time until I leave for a dentist appointment. I'm not looking forward to what she has to say.
1. If I look in your glove box, what will I find?
Man, I don't think I've opened my glove box in years. It's not real big, I can't even fit the manual in there. I guess there's a couple of road maps in there.
2. What jewelery are you wearing?
The invisible, non-existent kind.
3. What is something your friends make fun of you for?
I have to answer any geeky trivia questions posed to me. Tony once called me The 39 Steps.
4. When was the last time you saw the second person on your Friends List?
Briefly last Tuesday night. He was at the Red Dragon.
5. What is in your pocket right now?
Wallet, keys, change, checkbook. The usual guy stuff.
6. Where was your default picture taken?
My icons are almost all stuff I've discovered here and there, rather than actual pictures of me. The only one that involves my actual face was taken in front of the fake volcano at the Mirage casino in Las Vegas.
7. A guy hits on you by saying: "how do you like your eggs in the morning" you say?
"Sorry, I play for the other team." Or "man, you really need to get your eyes checked."
8. Who do you know that is in jail?
No one I'm aware of.
9. What was for breakfast this morning?
A bowl of Cub Foods' knockoff of Apple Jacks.
10. Something irritating about your living situation.
It's a pit with tens of thousands of dollars of repair work needed.
11. Where are you right now?
Work.
12. Worst fear?
Getting beaten up.
13. Ever been flogged?
Yoiks. No. My dad really wailed on me a couple of times (spanking), but I was hyper-disobedient at those times. It certainly wasn't a pattern.
14. Like to get dirty?
Sex? Absolutely. Actual dirt and mud? I kind of hate that.
15. What was the most interesting thing that happened today?
Day's a bit young, but the dental appointment I have in a couple hours will probably count. My mouth is not in good shape.
16. Your current relationship status?
Uber-single.
17. When was the last time you got blood taken and why?
Wow. Can't remember. My last medical procedure in which such a thing would have been done was fifteen years ago, at least.
18. Of your friends, who has the best boobs?
Wow, nothing awkward about that question. Let's just say there's a lot of nice ones out there.
19. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping. I was up past one the night before, and was quite tired.
20. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
Honestly, I think all my best friends are of the opposite sex.
21. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Sleeping. It was only 5:18 AM!
22. What’s for dinner tonight?
Haven't decided yet. Probably something soft, like Tuna Helper. I'm betting my teeth are going to be rather sore.
23. What makes you cringe?
Oh lord, so many things. People who think they're funny but they're not. People getting current events facts wrong. Stuff like that.
24. What was the highlight of your week?
Boozing it up at the Red Dragon was pretty fun. I haven't done something like that in a while.
25. Taken any medicine lately and for what?
Just aspirin, for headaches.
26. Would you rather have straws for legs or slinkies for arms?
What a bizarre question, I love it. Slinkies for arms. I'd be the bargain basement Reed Richards.
27. Of your friends, whose car do you want?
Chebutykin's. It's the closest thing to a spaceship I'll ever be in.
28. What is the last issue you thought about?
Personality stuff, when is it important, when is it unimportant. Yes, this is a Hillary versus Obama thing.
29. Are you spoiled?
God, I hope not.
30. Do you fake bake?
What the hell is that? Is it a cooking thing? Then no, probably not.
31. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
Man, I really gotta pee.
32. Something you dream about most of the time?
Being late for something.
33. When was the last time you hysterically cried?
Hysterically? Maybe when I realized breaking up was inevitable, and that was...shit, six years ago.
34. Was anyone with you?
Yeah. I can't really let go like that in private. No, I don't get it either.
35. What was the last thing you got in the mail?
Junk mail. A sales offer from Verizon, I think.
36. Tomorrow...?
Probably watch the next disk of Freaks and Geeks from Netflix. There's been a shipping delay, the Minneapolis distribution center is all out.
37. What do you sleep with every night?
A couple of pillows. I don't have any real need for acoutrements.
38. Have you met anyone new in the past 24 hours?
Nope.
39. Who did you kiss last?
Shit. Can't remember.
40. What are you doing after this?
Actually doing some work, then goin' to the dentist for the usual scraping and prodding.
41. The person you like is on the phone for 5 seconds, what do you say to him/her?
Hope things are okay with you.
42. What will you be doing at 8pm tomorrow?
Probably watching something on DVD or VHS, or reading blogs.
43. What are you saving your money up for right now?
Pretty much everything conceivable. The house is a giant maw of money sucking, ready to crack open at any moment.
1. If I look in your glove box, what will I find?
Man, I don't think I've opened my glove box in years. It's not real big, I can't even fit the manual in there. I guess there's a couple of road maps in there.
2. What jewelery are you wearing?
The invisible, non-existent kind.
3. What is something your friends make fun of you for?
I have to answer any geeky trivia questions posed to me. Tony once called me The 39 Steps.
4. When was the last time you saw the second person on your Friends List?
Briefly last Tuesday night. He was at the Red Dragon.
5. What is in your pocket right now?
Wallet, keys, change, checkbook. The usual guy stuff.
6. Where was your default picture taken?
My icons are almost all stuff I've discovered here and there, rather than actual pictures of me. The only one that involves my actual face was taken in front of the fake volcano at the Mirage casino in Las Vegas.
7. A guy hits on you by saying: "how do you like your eggs in the morning" you say?
"Sorry, I play for the other team." Or "man, you really need to get your eyes checked."
8. Who do you know that is in jail?
No one I'm aware of.
9. What was for breakfast this morning?
A bowl of Cub Foods' knockoff of Apple Jacks.
10. Something irritating about your living situation.
It's a pit with tens of thousands of dollars of repair work needed.
11. Where are you right now?
Work.
12. Worst fear?
Getting beaten up.
13. Ever been flogged?
Yoiks. No. My dad really wailed on me a couple of times (spanking), but I was hyper-disobedient at those times. It certainly wasn't a pattern.
14. Like to get dirty?
Sex? Absolutely. Actual dirt and mud? I kind of hate that.
15. What was the most interesting thing that happened today?
Day's a bit young, but the dental appointment I have in a couple hours will probably count. My mouth is not in good shape.
16. Your current relationship status?
Uber-single.
17. When was the last time you got blood taken and why?
Wow. Can't remember. My last medical procedure in which such a thing would have been done was fifteen years ago, at least.
18. Of your friends, who has the best boobs?
Wow, nothing awkward about that question. Let's just say there's a lot of nice ones out there.
19. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping. I was up past one the night before, and was quite tired.
20. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
Honestly, I think all my best friends are of the opposite sex.
21. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Sleeping. It was only 5:18 AM!
22. What’s for dinner tonight?
Haven't decided yet. Probably something soft, like Tuna Helper. I'm betting my teeth are going to be rather sore.
23. What makes you cringe?
Oh lord, so many things. People who think they're funny but they're not. People getting current events facts wrong. Stuff like that.
24. What was the highlight of your week?
Boozing it up at the Red Dragon was pretty fun. I haven't done something like that in a while.
25. Taken any medicine lately and for what?
Just aspirin, for headaches.
26. Would you rather have straws for legs or slinkies for arms?
What a bizarre question, I love it. Slinkies for arms. I'd be the bargain basement Reed Richards.
27. Of your friends, whose car do you want?
Chebutykin's. It's the closest thing to a spaceship I'll ever be in.
28. What is the last issue you thought about?
Personality stuff, when is it important, when is it unimportant. Yes, this is a Hillary versus Obama thing.
29. Are you spoiled?
God, I hope not.
30. Do you fake bake?
What the hell is that? Is it a cooking thing? Then no, probably not.
31. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
Man, I really gotta pee.
32. Something you dream about most of the time?
Being late for something.
33. When was the last time you hysterically cried?
Hysterically? Maybe when I realized breaking up was inevitable, and that was...shit, six years ago.
34. Was anyone with you?
Yeah. I can't really let go like that in private. No, I don't get it either.
35. What was the last thing you got in the mail?
Junk mail. A sales offer from Verizon, I think.
36. Tomorrow...?
Probably watch the next disk of Freaks and Geeks from Netflix. There's been a shipping delay, the Minneapolis distribution center is all out.
37. What do you sleep with every night?
A couple of pillows. I don't have any real need for acoutrements.
38. Have you met anyone new in the past 24 hours?
Nope.
39. Who did you kiss last?
Shit. Can't remember.
40. What are you doing after this?
Actually doing some work, then goin' to the dentist for the usual scraping and prodding.
41. The person you like is on the phone for 5 seconds, what do you say to him/her?
Hope things are okay with you.
42. What will you be doing at 8pm tomorrow?
Probably watching something on DVD or VHS, or reading blogs.
43. What are you saving your money up for right now?
Pretty much everything conceivable. The house is a giant maw of money sucking, ready to crack open at any moment.