Boredom Relief
A - is for the last person that made you ANGRY: The guy who wrote this article for the Pioneer Press basically advocating everyone abuse customer service people. See sithlet's blog, if you would like to be comparably angry.
B - is for BEER you prefer: Most of them. But usually Guinness.
C - is for do you have a CAT? Not any more.
D - is for can you DANCE? After a fashion.
E - is for do you have your EARS pierced? Nope. I had one ear pierced, but the hole closed up a good ten years ago. I decided earrings just weren't me.
F - is for your best FRIEND? I kinda hate categorizing friends into best, second best, third best, etc. So I won't answer this.
G - is for did you ever watch GUTS on Nickelodeon? No. Too old.
H - is for the last person who HUGGED you? Hmm. It's been a few weeks. Maybe Adrienne.
I - is for close your eyes what IMAGE do you see? Psychedelic light show. Kind of like that effect in '60s and '70s b-movies where they intentionally shot into the sun in order to get lens flares.
K - is for when is the last time you flew a KITE? Wowzers. It's been quite a few years. I think I was in college, so... yoiks... over twenty years.
L - is for your first LOVE: Kari.
M - is for the last piece of MAIL you got? Ye olde junk mail. Balance transfer checks from credit cards I don't use, a solicitation for donations from my alma mater, etc.
N - is for do you remember NERF guns? Huh? Why wouldn't I?
O - is for do you OWN a car? Technically no. I own a pick-up truck.
P - is for your favorite PASTTIME? Screwing around on websites like LJ.
Q - is for do you like peace & QUIET? YES GODDAMNIT!!!! QUIET!!! WOO HOO!!!
R - is for do you like the color RED? Not particularly. Don't hate it though.
S - is for how many hours of SLEEP you need to function? Around six.
T - is for what TIME is it? 12:03 PM. Dang it, I should be at lunch.
U - is for what is UNDER your bed? Dust bunnies. Maybe a shoe or two.
V - is for what you did last VALENTINE’S day: Jack shit. I'm not just single, I'm uber-single.
W - is for do you drink a lot of WATER? No. Nowhere near as much as I should.
X - is for have you ever had an X-RAY? Yes, Mr. Lameass X Question, I have.
Y - is for the last person you YELLED at? Man, I don't know. Not much of a yeller.
Z - is for have you ever watched ZORRO? During CONvergence, I volunteered at Cinema Rex for a showing of The Mark of Zorro, starring Hollywood legend Tyrone Power. So yeah, I have. Haven't seen the Antonio Banderas version, though.