Lobster Boy
Today, I believe I received the worst sunburn I have ever had. I forgot both sunscreen and a hat, and the fact that I am bald. My forehead is now approximately the color of Galactus's helmet. My skin feels like boiled leather soaked in habanero sauce, and it has shrunk to about an inch less in diameter than my skull. Work will suck tomorrow, both physically and mentally, as I will be dealing with both a sore head and the same dumb question over and over.
Why I got sunburned is an interesting and fun story. I'll relate it later, when I feel less wrung out, evaporated, and awful.
Why I got sunburned is an interesting and fun story. I'll relate it later, when I feel less wrung out, evaporated, and awful.