Dear Adoring Public,
Many years ago I traveled to Greece and when I returned, I did not feel like working, so I wrote Ancient Greek Gayness to amuse myself. Now, at the insistence of a friend of mine who works for Amazon, I have e-published this masterpiece for general consumption. If you happen to be partial to smutty-smut and gay-gayness with vague historical and mythological references peppered in for the sake of flavoring, you might actually enjoy
Poseidon's Falls. There are pretty men in there, and they are often wet and naked.
But what is ever better than the actual content of this work, is the cover art my magnificent collaborator (
as listed on Amazon) made for me. BEHOLD: