Fic: There Is No Accounting For Taste

[eldiablito_sf]

Title:  There Is No Accounting For Taste
Rating:  PG-13
Warnings:  The rating is mostly for swearing.  There is NO SEX.  I'm ashamed.  Although there's mention of sex.  And OMG it's Athos and Porthos IN THE SAME ROOM AND ALONE.  It's like a unicorn!
Plot:  Athos is shaken by a "traumatic experience" which he blames on "booze" and seeks platonic

Comments

[zoi_no_miko]

OMFG VAGINA TOWN FTW. (this is perhaps how Raoul happened? XD )
Oh god, I love this. I giggled madly the entire way through.

Good work thar, Porthos. ;) I love how no one is immune to his joviality, even angsty old Athos. <3

[eldiablito_sf]

It's true - Raoul was conceived in Vagina Town! Ah hah hah!

[speak_me_fair]

Oh God. Porthos is just hysterical, and I think everyone feels for Athos by this time:

"Are you sure you have given up drinking?”

Athos dropped back into the chair.

“I am about to start again,” he sighed.

Porthos: driving you to drink VERY QUICKLY.

[eldiablito_sf]

Yup, Porthos is CLASSY!

[azetburcaptain]

ahahhahahha i know, either to drink or to sex ;)

[eldiablito_sf]

Well, in this case, eventually to BOTH. ;)

[lurky_mcstalker]

I could not stop laughing right the way through this. NO SEX!!! You should be ashamed of yourself. LOL! Although Athos mumbling into his friend's flesh and your use of the word masticate (I know I'm being totally juvenile) made up for it. It DOES fit in beautifully with your other stories. Great fun.

[eldiablito_sf]

I know, I am deeply ashamed. My stories w/o sex is like Athos w/o wine: not right! :P. But I'm glad to still be of amusement!

[trampadoo]

"Vagina Town", "Not the face!"

*cackles* I love this series. ♥ This episode cheered be up 'cos I started the day in a bit of a gloomy mood. Especially knowing it will end more with two people being happy than one being rather dead. :)

[eldiablito_sf]

Yay! I think it came into being from my own desire to be cheered up. And, yes, fast forward to A + A running away together: how romantic! I feel sappy... :D

[azetburcaptain]

Perfect Porthos is perfect. I LOVE THIS. "vagina town" and everything!!!

squeeeeeeee

[eldiablito_sf]

Oh thanks! As you know, Porthos doesn't come as naturally to me as these other gentlemen, but I always want to do JUSTICE to his (awesome) character!

[azetburcaptain]

Trust me there are those who have not done Porthos justice (why the hell is he skinny in the 1974 film version? WHY), but you are not one of them! I hear you with this though, Aramis just doesn't come naturally to me either, I find him very difficult to write.

But excuse me, do I detect a hint of Porthos/D'Artagnan? I think I am, but I'm crazy.

[eldiablito_sf]

That's YOUR turf, buddy! What those two adult gentlemen do in their free time, outside of my brain, is none of my business! ;) Hee hee hee.